The Auto Elephant in The Room

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The Auto Elephant in The Room

The Auto Elephant in The Room

@Jesper_IRL

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Katılım Nisan 2010
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The Auto Elephant in The Room
@DoctorLemma looks like a female version of Ice-T....but who gives a flying fuck about Murican....nigga..diggas at this stage....fix your fvckin country and your hollywierd pedo sh1te...
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Dr. Lemma
Dr. Lemma@DoctorLemma·
In 2019, a man broke into the home of 82-year-old Willie Murphy in Rochester, New York, just after 11 at night. He had been banging on her door pretending to be sick, and when she wouldn’t let him in, he smashed through it. What he didn’t know was that Murphy is an award-winning bodybuilder who can deadlift 225 pounds and works out at her local gym almost every day. She grabbed a table and beat him with it until it broke. When he hit the floor she jumped on him. Then she grabbed a bottle of baby shampoo and squirted it all over his face. Then she hit him with a broom. By the time police arrived he was lying on the ground unable to move and had to leave in an ambulance. The officers asked to take selfies with her on her porch.
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Harley 🖤🥀
Harley 🖤🥀@TooHot2Handle26·
Fuck being the bigger person Be petty af
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Weekday Jokes
Weekday Jokes@weekdayjokes·
When scientists said the Universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons, they forgot to mention morons
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Mare
Mare@marewho12·
Drinks are cheaper too!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Natism
Natism@his4Everz·
Due to personal reasons I will not be reincarnating on Earth again.
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Natism@his4Everz·
Let’s hear some positivity
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Natism@his4Everz·
🤔
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The Auto Elephant in The Room
The Auto Elephant in The Room@Jesper_IRL·
@Suzierizzo1 well...it is fvcking ugly anyway...sounds and stinks like a baby diaper (yellow remoulade)...under developed emotionally obviously....
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Suzie rizzio
Suzie rizzio@Suzierizzo1·
This is what EVIL looks like! Who agrees? 👿
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davidoflagos🔥
davidoflagos🔥@davidoflagos111·
You can’t play with people who have spiritual gifts.
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Weekday Jokes@weekdayjokes·
How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can't come?
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Natism
Natism@his4Everz·
THE MOST DANGEROUS THING. IS PLAYING IT SAFE.
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Natism@his4Everz·
Difficulty is what wakes up the genius
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Amock_
Amock_@Amockx2022·
Putin : 73 years old Trump : 79 years old Netanyahu : 76 years old Narendra Modi : 75 years old Xi Jinping : 72 years old Khamenei : 86 years old All of them have lived their lives and witnessed their peaks already. The next generation wants peace and growth, not World War 3 The world needs young leaders now
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Weed Porn
Weed Porn@WeedPorns·
Who’s down?
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