Jess Kneen

Story of my life

These bratz horses are even cuntier than I remember

‘10 things i hate about you’ was released 24 years ago today

Classic Jess bragging about not being ill all winter because I tAkE viTaMiNs, and then getting the flu the day after spring equinox

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Refugees would always be welcome in my house, Tories fucking wouldn’t. No human is illegal. Refugees welcome.

Amelia Blue Molenburg

Ick Level 1000000583

as he prepares for his WHAT????? men are trash

This is the most white male tweet I've ever seen

@saintshea Can confirm that Tesco has daffodils

anywhere selling daffodils yet am gasssssspin

The comments under this tweet are bone chilling. The fact that anyone can watch and listen to that audio and defend that man, but of course they will, because he’s their favourite footballer.

nothing will ever top this

@Michael_Hutton7 I feel seen

WHP is my idea of hell

the relationship between a girl and her bedside table is so special

There is nothing softer than a pancake from the Chinese

Discovery that Gillian Anderson is American has rocked my world, in a bad way

can’t even explain the seratonin levels when you go see your pets after moving out of home. like i loved my kitties beyond words anyway but now it’s legit the highlight of my week

netflix show: we fell in love & saw some elephants book: I took coke, shagged an older woman in a field, my brother was drunk at his wedding ceremony, kate middleton doesn't share lip gloss, I killed 25 people, my brother made me dress up as a nazi, camilla PB nicked my bedroom

I have never come back from any holiday feeling relaxed, refreshed & reinvigorated to get back into work. I come back with the taste of freedom, still fresh in my mouth, a renewed hatred for work, and a strong suspicion that this is not what I should be spending my life doing.