Jessica Megan

What it looks like when someone throws an excitable ball of human silly putty in a lake. I had to trim out the first bit, because, well, obvious reasons. #whatididonmybirthday

They rile up the average member of the public who already have pre-disposed biases She feeds off of lack of critical thinking. In clip 2 she demonstrates a masterclass in appealing to the prejudices of ordinary folk rather than focusing on the discussion at hand.

It’s a firing line and you’re up next

@HippoloverCorry @JourneyOfNana saw this pup and thought “wow so much like Nana” x

“Grief, I’ve learned, is really just love. It’s all the love you want to give, but cannot. All that unspent love gathers up in the corners of your eyes, the lump in your throat, and in that hollow part of your chest. Grief is just love with no place to go.” Jamie Anderson

This. Those meal deal packs are vom

People who dismiss e-books or audiobooks as being somehow less worthy or less meaningful than physical books are missing the point of books. Books are not ink and paper, just as human beings are not defined by their physicality.

'When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a circus.' -Turkish proverb

Interesting point. I pay taxes and never use Trident. Good value for money?

When the Tories break the law it’s a “lapse in judgement”. When we break the law, it’s illegal. Enough is enough. Remove them all.

Usually I would have some mature commentary to put over this but all my brain can muster right now is “IsaBELLEND.”

I've been to some bad parties, but none so bad that I've thought I was at a work meeting.

If I choose to dismiss you from my life over something "simple" understand that it wasn't the situation; that was just your last strike. Sometimes it's not what you do, it's how tired I am of you.

Not to be deep on main but you’re allowed to mourn the person you might have been & the life you might have had

Me: I have a headache. WebMD: and it will be your last.

@girlonthenet I learnt the hard way but I genuinely loved your tweets and when I saw that I was like “oh okay she KNOWS what she’s talking about” 😮‍💨😩🤣

This is so kind. Re: door jambs - attention to detail is impeccable and she’s right, they need to go when using that bit of kit 😭😭😭😭

Hello everyone! Thank you so much for following me on Twitter and I really hope you enjoyed the programme ❤️‍🔥 my Instagram is @Jess_Megan_ where most of the magic 🪄 happens! Big love to @Lovehoney @Alleycatstv @Channel4

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Nice article in @MetroUKNews with @Jess_Megan_ ahead of tonight’s film for @Channel4. Anyone else’s mum ever bought them a sex toy? Naughty & Nice: Sex Toy Britain Tonight @ 10pm on Channel 😈😇 #SexToyBritain metro.co.uk/2021/12/14/mum… via @MetroUK