Jess. ☔

“listen to your body” my body: quit your job. disappear from society. befriend the crows. abandon everything and become one with the trees

Yelich home runs make you wanna send your dad a text

Here we go.

My most genuine truth is that I ate half a bag of combos but felt guilty composting the other half because (although delicious) that shit is NOT natural. I treat dirt better than my human body 🙁

Took a sip of the Yeli coffee and my fucking back just exploded

another mother's day where my cats didn't get me SHIT

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

I have been edging a calf cramp all weekend and I am SCARED for when it finally hits 😵‍💫

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍 This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: go.nasa.gov/4ak4Cdu

The amount of tiger balm on my body rn is CERTAINLY exceeding fda recommendations. My skin feels like tv static (in the best way)

The stretch between 4/20 and Earth Day is like hippie ramadan

tick tock, little bird

OW88, Man of the Year 🤟 Congratulations to Oasiz Wiesblatt on being nominated as our IOA/American Specialty @theahl Man of the Year Award for his contributions to and impact in the Milwaukee community this season! 📰: bit.ly/47ZW37k #MILhockey

In the NHL it's like pulling teeth to try and find out if a guy is out with an upper or lower body injury and in the MLB they'll just unprompted tell you that a guy has bilateral ankle discomfort or what specific strain of seasonal influenza he has

LISTEN: @lanegrindle & @JoshMaurerPxP react to the “questionable” call in tonight’s Brewers win as heard on @620wtmj😂⬇️

You can only retweet this if your team is 3-0

When will it stop 😢

CHRISTIAN YELICH PINCH-HIT NUKE FOR THE LEAD

Weirded out by homes with no pets. Like where is your creature

My zen garden