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@bouletbrothers so i took a break from work today and discovered this horror drag race. How have i been missing out. Im so ashamed. I owe you cake. Or dessert. Im a pastry chef its all i can offer 🤣

@Drake lets just put you, bruv back in a wheelie moblie, cause you are 100% a terrifying predator.

@holly4brav0 @september2411 Nothing with them makes sense sis 🤣

@september2411 okay well when her ‘fiancé’ was dying then, which doesn’t make it any better.

i mean this is the lady that went after Gretchen when her husband was dying. #RHOC

@holly4brav0 Id give her a break if she had a real name. Like you my angry auntie yelling tamra cause she too drunk to yell Tamara. #stillloveherdrama

@suttonsroller Sutton sutton @SuttonBStracke cute as a button don't come for us because I will stand for her hard.

Sad to say this was the last great season of #RHOBH. Doesn’t mean I ever want Diana back though.

@RickZhampagne The only petty things are those fkn fillers. That doctor has hate.

Gretchen showing up just to torture Tamra one season after Tamra waltzed in with Alexis (to torture Shannon) is the type of petty karma / poetic justice that is perfect for Bravo 🙏😬🤷‍♂️ #RHOC 🍊

@suttonsroller Fucking treat me anytime I have low standards!!!

Sometimes I wish HWs would just admit the trips are production planned and not because Gina is ‘treating’ anyone. #RHOC

@LauraLoomer, girl is 15 years younger than me and looks 50 years older. Fillers aren't always your friends.

@StephenM I know you dont have cancer, but your looks beg otherwise. Are you anemic? Low blood sugar? Or just dont give a fuck? Heroin maybe? Meth? Idk but figure it out. You decaying corpse.

I was just informed @The_MJF is like, 10 years younger than me, fkn brat.

@seanseaevans okay so my boyfriend just informed you've done this but he doesnt let me watch those ones.

@seanseaevans will you do hot ones with me and my cauliflower wings?! I feel so left out.

#lauraloomer why you do dis?!? @lauraloom

@joehendry I kept asking my bf how guy fieri got into wrestling when I first saw you just now and im so sorry you Scottish angel.

@Kathryn0687 Caring about others doesnt make money, exploiting them does.

Brittany & Jax are rapidly turning from toxic marriage to Dateline special in the making. At what point does Bravo intervene and say this isn’t entertainment anymore, it’s actually a dangerous situation? #TheValley

Bf: "how old do you think she is?" Me: "idk like 65 on a good day with all that filler?" Bf: "she's 32" Ohhhhh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weinerrrrrrrr...@LauraLoomer

@BlakeMonroeWWE trying to sneak up like shes the first 50s wanna be monroe. Sit down, TIMELESS TONI STORM DID IT FIRST, AND BETTER. WELL ACTUALLY, I DID, 20 YEARS AGO IN MY 50S PHASE IN HIGHSCHOOL. End game. Mic drop.

@CockyMarysol Good as gold, tho.

Scheana just standing there like a ghoul had me laughing ngl #TheValley

@DominosCanada puts pizza on the GROUND and thinks thats okay. #pizza #pizzalife #pastrychef #6inchrule

@DanhausenAD sorry i posted from an old account IGNORE THAT.