Jesse Crosse

Birthday day off and out for a spin in the wee beastie. 35 years this summer since I first drove it and I’m frankly amazed we’ve both lasted this long. #Ford #RS

£22 billion for a machine that will capture carbon and store it? You've been robbed mate

Random post. Parked next to a yellow Kia Stonic yesterday and since I had to hang about waiting for someone and haven’t been acquainted before, had time for walk around. What a pretty little car, must give it a whizz some time.

@DamionSmy Yeah I know. But true. Hope all is good at your end.

@JesseCrosse Brutal.

I currently live in Melbourne, Australia, where they can’t even build a train line to the airport.

A new Ford called a Capri then, rather than ‘the new Ford Capri.’

Capybaras rock.

Very cool.

@Nir_Kahn I’d say the latter, don’t think too much of the former happened if they could avoid it.

@JesseCrosse Only question is, is this the one where they’re killing Nazis or the one where they’re stealing gold?

I need to watch Kelly’s Heroes again.

@Nir_Kahn Eat some cheese, drink some wine, catch some rays while you’re at it. (I think we may be alone in getting this one).

@JesseCrosse I’m just about to. For the positive waves

@Nir_Kahn Me neither.

Watching the launch of the new Bugatti Toblerone. It looks pretty good and I’m sure it’s an engineering masterpiece but I just can’t get excited about cars like this

@benbarrycars Sent you a DM which may help. I had a similar experience years ago.

@Nir_Kahn Falling over?

I will always hate these stupid little French café tables. What are they good for?

@johnmcilroy @sniffpetrol @LobAllan ‘Reach out’ makes my teeth splinter.

@sniffpetrol @LobAllan I often don a cravat and ask the air steward when they expect to commence facilitation of unaircraftation.

I think 'burglarize' might be my new least favourite American English word.

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February’s work by BBS 🥰

@trent_dan Best thing might be to get it on a laser rig somewhere and get definitive data, and get it fixed at the same time if it’s adjustable.

Would welcome second opinions but either my mum has joined some stanced out Yeti owners' group or the garage that fitted the new lower suspension arms six months ago (and gave it an MoT pass on those tyres) needs to answer some questions.

This is Bear and Moose. They wanted to come back inside but couldn't get past security. 13/10 for all

@wordsbymt Loads of it still out there luckily. Cheap too.

Too right. Still got mine in a wooden box made by my dad. I collected tons of it over the years and he taught me how to build reduction gearboxes and wicked crawler tractors with it. Learnt a lot and had so much fun. There was an Electrikit too. Wonderful.