Jesse Lonis

Emotional win. I really came from nothing. This win is for all those people out there working everyday to get by. They ask me a lot what is it like to be battling against the best players in the world. All I can think about is the fact that the best player in the world is sitting behind a desk or putting on a roof somewhere. I say this because if it weren’t for a few life events going certain ways for me I never would have even had a chance to pursue this career. Forever grateful for these experiences and the support from fans all over the world! Poker is a beautiful game that hasn’t even hit the tip of the iceberg yet for potential growth! Hoping I can be a catalyst to help it!🦍🇺🇸❤️

Luckily it’s early. Not gonna keep the 🦍 down long.

My 2nd event at @tritonpoker this series. Playing for $1,143,000, 27 left. Feeling more focused than ever!🦍

@SamSoverel Sounds about right.

I cant see because i blocked, but a seemingly schizophrenic failed poker pro who lashes out at people for engagement. Apparently he was just some guy that didnt make it in magic or poker so he started selling picks. Met him one time and he kept telling me and bryce how to play blackjack, meanwhile im one of the best players in the world with a close to 0 error rate using hi-opt 2 ASC and up millions/banned everywhere. He quite literally didnt know basic strategy and sat broke on the rail telling us his brain was a computer and he calcs evs like nobody ive ever met. Crazy he cant break out of the micros or memorize any charts. Honestly its sad and mental health is a real thing that needs to be managed. I don't know if the rumors about him beating his girl are true but i can confirm he is a fat midget

Anyone wanna buy this for $4?

@ManOfTheLibrary @SamSoverel who the fuck is this guy?

@JesseLonis Just say Trailblazers win. My God you poker players are lame af.

@HCLPokerShow @TheRyanFeldman @phongturbo I can’t deny it!

ALL-IN with absolute air! 😳 Can @phongturbo make the insane hero call?! 💸

@BigHuni @JoshuaArieh 😂😂

@JoshuaArieh Sen > Hachi

I can’t recommend Hachi LV enough. Don’t waste the money to pay strip sushi prices. Take the $25 uber ride and still spend less AND get a better meal. I think me and Nobu have broken up for good.

@PokerNews @PokerGO I had 5bbs bvb idk if this is video worthy lol atleast trading weed for pull ups is working. 💪🏻

Jesse Lonis is on the ropes in Event 8 of the @PokerGO Cup—starting this hand way behind and needing a miracle Can he pull off the double-up, or is it time to hit the rail?

@CrownUpGuy @PokerNews Disagree if you’re still playing at all by 40 you should be first ballot. Which I’m sure you will dabble even if you’re to rich. 🤑

@PokerNews Dozens of people I’d pick before me And spoiler: I’ll definitely never make it

Should @CrownUpGuy go into the poker Hall of Fame if he has retired at 32? Check out the latest PokerNews Podcast on YouTube now!

@MonkerGuy What’s a monker?

Once again.. I don't even need to say the word Kylie Jenner doing one day of instagram about poker, will do more good than having Fedor Holz or Jesse Lonis as an ambassador for 5 years The only thing better for poker would be having @MonkerGuy on a high stakes live stream

@RealNormanAChad If you have dinner with her she may never play poker again. 😝

@JesseLonis As I eat dinner with Kylie tonight, we are plotting out the next poker boom to make you eat your words.

Kylie tweeting/insta about poker isn’t gonna start another poker boom. People’s attention spans are about 24 hours these days. It will be forgotten by tomorrow. Sad truth.

@Mustacchione I think there will be too

@JesseLonis Can I bet over 9k players in the main this year?

@Sdavies22 You looking for a @tritonpoker bankroll? I know a hard money loan guy.

How many personal loans can one man get approved for

Day 10 cold turkey from Mary Jane. It’s time for me to be done for good. My oldest daughter is turning 5 in September. I never want her to have an image of me thinking smoking is okay. I started smoking when I was 12 years old and continued for the next 18 years. My excuse was that I needed it to perform at high levels, when in reality it was to mask and numb myself from childhood trauma. Now, life is the complete opposite and everyday I wake up more blessed than anyone on earth. About to welcome my 4th daughter in August and God blessed me with a reality that feels like a daily dream. My sleep is now better than it ever was, my energy is high from morning to night. I’m embracing my ADHD and using it as the superpower it is. My thought process is very clear in poker, thinking every hand through thoroughly. If you thought I was dominate in poker before you’re about to see a whole new level of 🦍. If you want to change, it starts with you and ends with you. Thank you Mary Jane for guiding me while I needed you. On to the next chapter! 💪🏻

Time to win POY! 🦍

@TheRyanFeldman I’m in. I’m fun to play with!

I see a lot of talk about tournaments being dead in LA these days I want to run an invite only high roller tournament with a turbo structure where the FT would be streamed Buyin somewhere between 10k-25k with re-entries Ends same day as it starts ideally (worst case FT the next day) Would be either a Friday or Saturday tourney Invite only doesn’t mean only recreationals. Pros who are fun to play with or marketable or bring something fun to the table could be included too but it would be mostly for non-pros. If it goes well we could do it a few times a year Thoughts? Would this work? Let me know if you’d be interested, what the ideal buyin would be, should it be 15/20/30 min levels? All one day? Etc

@PBATour @TheCW Let’s go @AnthonySimonsen! 🦍 def gonna be watching!

The finals are set! Watch the Go Bowling U.S. Open finals TOMORROW at 4p ET on @TheCW.

@seanperrywins Respect this.

This was the best shopping spree I’ve ever been on💜 #givingback #forthepeople

Playing PLO on @CoinPoker_OFF the game play is super smooth on mobile! Highly recommended. Especially this month with 100% rake back! Deposits and withdrawals very simple and quick also! 🦍 approved!