Jeffrey Lizbowski

@moneymetalcakes “You should cut down your sodium intake.”

Flakes, in the Dr office, when the nursing says "your BP was high, so we're gonna strap this boa constrictor cuff to your arm again in 5 mins,"

@JomboyMedia Wow that Zach Hampel guy really went downhill fast

Broadcast had to go fully silent after witnessing the bare ass of a foul ball chasing fan

@BettorIQApp Wow

Bam Adebayo First Basket +320 ✅ Cam Johnson First Basket +1600 ✅ Will Paul George be a legend tonight????

NBA First Basket Lotto 🎰 (Part 2) +49880 @FDSportsbook Cam Johnson — First Basket (+1600) Bam Adebayo — First Basket (+320) Paul George — First Basket (+600) Playing these straight up as well 🧠 Straight from our BettorIQ First Baskets Insights Hub 👇 Cam Johnson (San Antonio Spurs @ Denver Nuggets) • ~14% first FGA share | ~8% FB rate • DEN allows solid forward FGA volume early • ~8.1% model vs ~6.5% implied (+edge) • Low-owned profile with clean positional path • Pure longshot value piece Bam Adebayo (Washington Wizards @ Miami Heat) • 38.5% first FGA share | 25.6% FB rate • WAS allows 31.8% FGA + 17.1% FB to Fs/Cs • MIA elite at home: 71.8% score first • ~17% model vs ~19% implied • Volume + matchup → elite anchor Paul George (Detroit Pistons @ Philadelphia 76ers) • 12.8% first FGA share | trending early scoring • DET allows 30.6% FGA + 19.5% FB to forwards • PHI scores first ~59% at home • ~8–9% model vs 12.5% implied • Positional funnel + recent trend → viable longshot

@TukiFromKL What part of Africa are you in? Why are you so vested in socioeconomic issues in NYC?

🚨 do you understand what New York City just accidentally admitted.. NYC spent $81,705 per homeless person last year.. the median American household earned $81,228.. the government spent MORE to keep someone homeless than most families earned to keep themselves housed.. that $81,705 isn't going to the homeless person.. it's going to the system around them.. shelters, administrators, case managers, contracts, overhead.. the industry that manages homelessness.. not the end of it.. if NYC gave every homeless person that money directly.. they could afford nearly 2 years of rent.. most of them wouldn't be homeless anymore.. instead the money goes to the system.. the system keeps running.. the homelessness stays.. and every year they ask for more funding to manage the problem that the funding was supposed to solve.. the homeless are worth $81,705 a year to the system.. they're worth nothing to it solved..

If @OldManBish did this T would get the first shoulder tap of the 2020’s @JunksRadio

@DKSportsbook Elly De La Cruz

No home runs on Opening night but I’m almost certain there will be dingers hit on Opening day. I promise. I also promise to be in the DMs of some loyal DK followers who tell me who’s mashing one over the wall today 😏

@WSOP Vegas Whales

So we already have the Aces and Kings, what would be the best name for the potential Vegas NBA Franchise?

@DK_Assist Seeing it wasn’t even $50 makes me feel a little better about missing by 1 point

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@Lukalqxm @MemeDitka Super sleeper. NOBODY will be on him tonight

@MemeDitka Jalen Duren💤

DraftKings King of the Court is BACK 👑‼️ Like ♥️ this for a player PRA projections and bonus bet model 📊 The first KOTC in a while with no Luka, but there’s only 4 games & Jokic is a massive favorite 😬 Leans or fades? Let me know 👇 I’ll reply with the models when done

@That_Hurts Off the top of my head I know there’s a Texas-sized blank spot and a state in between VA and NY with multiple winners

Would love to see a map of every Super Bowl winner during that time span. Could probably figure it out with a quick search but would be cool to see it visually!

@CMONEYMAKER @ACR_POKER @barstoolsports @KylieJenner The world needs more Chris Moneymakers

🗣️Careful what you wish for… @barstoolsports @acr_poker Inspiro: 🌟@KylieJenner

@tschulmanreport Lebron>Jordan

Justin Lebron has met every expectation to start the 2026 season. Heading into SEC conference-play: 18 G 88 PA .313 AVG 1.182 OPS 8 HR 18 SB 1.00 BB/K 129 wRC+ He's beaten his 2025 stolen base total, while raising his BB%, with a near 10% drop in K%.

When @moneymetalcakes wakes up to see Kevin Willard’s Villanova team lost to Georgetown @JunksRadio

@moneymetalcakes @MGMNH_Poker

Come get these chipz, up for grabs in the 1/3 streets @MGMNH_Poker right now!

@OldManBish @JunksRadio “When you only put $10 in at a time you have to stop a couple times a day. Buying the vest was a no-brainer.”

Heading to The Filling Co. gas station to fuel up. Wish me luck. You boys want me to grab some Honey Buns to leave in the office @JunksRadio

@OldManBish Adding a bullet proof vest until the perps get arrested would be hilarious

Can we find out if she was in Ashburn, VA at a gas station last week stealing $300 and a Twinkie? x.com/BreakingNews/s…

Dude finally asked @grok how to turn off the horn

@moneymetalcakes @MGMNH_Poker Cakes trying to explain the difference between a set and trips to casuals

When the @MGMNH_Poker Ambo flats a 1k raise on the button holding 44...flop comes with a 4, guy w KK gets it in postflop, i fade the other 2 K in the deck...

@smitchell17 Sorry for your loss

Man, had to bury one of the family dogs this morning and have felt like shit all day. post some dog photos to make my day better please

@moneymetalcakes @MGMNH_Poker

Saw it coming from a mile away...fumes stack, rip the nubs chip stack in w KQ spades, opponent wakes up w AA...flop comes A 10 10...the @MGMNH_Poker Ambo gets buried...#bubbleboy