Jessica Askren

@digitaIdivine Because it just does

IDK if I’m just uneducated on wedding rings/engagement rings but why does she always wear it slightly to the side and not centred on her finger genuine question

Undiagnosed ADHD symptom nobody talks about: The need to have subtitles on even when the audio is crystal clear, because if you don’t see the words, your brain treats dialogue like distant whale songs, beautiful but incomprehensible.

@Marlayna29 Yes. When I was a kid I volunteered once a month at a nursing home in the late 80's early 90's. Most of the residents were born in the late 1800's. I made some special friends there and met some amazing people

This is the greatest version of X that has ever and might ever exist. My entire for you page is European tourists discovering (and loving) Taco Bell, Buccee's, BBQ, SEC stadiums and more Americana. It's a level of joy and positivity I've never seen on this app. I love it here.

@FreddyLA7 @kjwooten87 As a Kansas City native I highly recommend Joe's KC BBQ or Q39!

@kjwooten87 Probably Kansas City

The most surreal thing of our trip so far. Currently driving towards Louisiana and the radio station we were listening to started talking about our trip and played Ella Langley especially for us😭😭😭

“Honey, wake up! The German guy just found a Buc-ee’s!”

me liking every German fan Freddy post about food during his World Cup road trip

@JesterJum This post is why I scroll X. Thank you

Are the Amish allowed to motorboat their wife's boobies? Or do they have to rowboat them?

Having a sibling means always having someone to blame when something breaks.🤪🤣🤣

Wait for it!!🤣🤣🤣💀

If science were never to be questioned, your doctor would still be recommending a particular brand of cigarette to settle the nerves. You'd be dosing the baby with heroin cough syrup, because Bayer sold it over the counter. You'd be rubbing cocaine on its gums for teething, and the chemist would recommend the stronger tube. The DDT lorry would still come round to fog the street while the children carried on playing in the spray. Your surgeon would be reaching for the icepick, because the man who pioneered the lobotomy was given a Nobel Prize for it. Pregnant women would be handed thalidomide for their morning sickness, with a reassuring pat on the shoulder. You'd be drinking radium tonic for your energy and brushing with radioactive toothpaste for the glow. Stomach ulcers would still be filed under "stress," and the man who proved they were bacterial would still be a laughing stock. Butter would be the villain and margarine the heart-healthy hero, on the firmest medical advice going. Lead would still be in your petrol, your paint and your water pipes, certified harmless by the people selling it. All of it, in its day, was the consensus. Settled. Beyond polite debate. "Settled science" is the phrase people reach for when they would quite like you to stop asking questions.

Whoever said ‘out of sight, out of mind’ never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

It’s always “you have ADHD” and not “thanks for being able take whatever word or phrase I say and immediately sing it in a song you know”

The early Church fathers were cooler than you think 😎 ⛪️

This is EXACTLY how I feel

Sorry ladies, only guys would understand 😂🤣😇

Every man on this earth will get this

This little dog is my spirit animal

The kind you buy .. In a second hand store

Things that are "ultra-processed": - Plant-based meat - Oat milk - Protein bars - Most cereals - Most breads - Most plant-based yoghurt - Margarine Things that are not "ultra-processed": - Steak - Eggs - Butter - Whole milk The food that requires a factory is the food being marketed as healthy. The food that requires a knife is being framed as the problem.