Another Jessica

I like to start the weekend by channeling that Nicolas Cage energy. A shirt may or may not come off in the full video: youtube.com/watch?v=Xf3OgW…

If you had $6,000 to spend on an exceedingly rare offering, would you rather spend it on a stuffed whale penis or 108.6759644991849 years of @officehrslive patreon access?

@playazball With this morning's ribbon cutting ceremony for Phil Braun Blvd (FKA Smith St) @CityofAtlanta is truly entering its Braunze Age. Not to be out done, the @CityofDecaturGA will soon be reviewing my proposal to rename all puddles a Braun's Pond #DecaturWhereItsGreater

Saw a man vomitting on the sidewalk today and my mom's motherly advice was "That is why you always, always, always wear shoes."

@OfficeHrsLive it's 2021 and pups like Ladybug are tired of being shut out of #ohlkittyoftheday. She is throwing herself in the ring to be an OHL Honorary Kitty of the Day in the CATegory of #OHLPittieofTheDay #MeowCats

@OfficeHrsLive tackling the most important issues of our day.

#onasouthflorida digital storytelling workshop project. @vhoeppner @Groovin2Life #PaperPlanes

Clocks are my #naturalenemy.

1st I saw this he was driving a bmw...do you think this works? #hollyweird #sfl

@schierholz @Slate One can hope!

This is my first tweet! Now I realize how weak I am in the face of curiosity, social pressure, and Martha Stewart giveaways.