Jessica Hughes

#NowPlaying Sick by Salem ♫ spoti.fi/UAB6Fc

Today I found my spirit animal #jennalyons

♫ Busy Baby (feat. Nina K) – Tomas Barfod open.spotify.com/track/6lEWpOXP… #NowPlaying

I am the Kanye West to that hippie baby..

Gave a hippie baby licorice today after her parents told me they only feed her lentils. They were pissed but I was like, oh hell no people

I wonder if Kanye West let Kim K say anything out loud at their wedding or if he read her vows for her..

I'm going to sell so much today, please read tweet below 👇

Forgot to wear a bra today, I never thought that was actually a thing until now

Friday night at the gym.

Had a dream last night that I was in the living version of Space Jam. Can you imagine my sadness awaking to a reality without MJ?

"You look like Chloe Sevigny"

Taken, not by me, but soon you will be

Man in ninja costume reciting the pledge of allegiance incorrectly after asking me to trash his box of tags. Please don't come in here again

Old people texting and driving is like Helen Keller flying a plane.. You have to look up people, I know you've only typed one word, but stop

Does anyone else sleep in sunglasses?

White, clean sheets are a simple way to keep me happy

Sorry, can't go out tonight I'm wearing sweatpants

Bun in hair, drop crotch slacks, Birkenstocks and chiffon all I need is a rake and some sand...namaste... 🙏

Don't kill yourself. You haven't even reached your goal weight!