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Jessica Rotter

@JessicaRotter

I don't matter.

Los Angeles, Ca Katılım Mart 2009
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Jessica Rotter@JessicaRotter·
Here’s what I think: 1. Stop apologizing. 2. Say yes when it feels right. 3. Be you ALWAYS. Even if you lose friends or followers. 4. Find those vulnerabilities in your light and fill them with more light. Watch the… instagram.com/p/B220tHqps_-/…
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Social media users in remote Native areas are sharing the exorbitant prices of basic grocery items.
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Sarah Silverman@SarahKSilverman·
I’m so tired all the time. If I’m not working I’m sleeping. When will it be enough sleep? I take herbs and vitamins and all that shit... I always chalk it up to having a very active dream life and needing to be there a lot but what the hell
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NOH8 Campaign@NOH8Campaign·
BREAKING NEWS: Nevada becomes the first state in the nation to protect same-sex marriage it its constitution #NOH8
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Jessica Rotter@JessicaRotter·
This should have musical guests and more special effects... maybe a George Washington hologram?
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Jessica Rotter@JessicaRotter·
And this is why I have a therapist.
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Jessica Rotter@JessicaRotter·
buy myself my own KitchenAid mixer without getting married. And my mom responded to the group thread "some guys are really missing out." and now I understand how my anti-feminist deep back corner inner voice exists.
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Jessica Rotter@JessicaRotter·
Today I shared with my family that I bought myself a KitchenAid because I always believed I had to "earn one" when I got married and then I realized that's some fucked up bullshit that literally makes no sense and completely contradicts all of my core values and that I can...
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Jessica Rotter@JessicaRotter·
(Also remember when I wrote 1/1 on this tweet thread? Goodnight!)
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Jessica Rotter@JessicaRotter·
I just wanted to take a bath in my bathtub sans elephant seals and wanted a garage in which to park my car. I’ll be analyzing this one for weeks. Pray I don’t return to this horror tonight. 3/3.
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Jessica Rotter@JessicaRotter·
I’m scared to go to bed because last night I dreamt that my parents renovated my house with travertine and built an amphitheater pool with 9 elephant seals where my garage used to be and I had to share a bathtub with water park patrons and the head of the NFL (who was 85...) 1/1
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Jessica Rotter@JessicaRotter·
Gearing up for the high holy days like: No but for real I love working at home - I get to look pretty for the only person I need to impress (myself), lights camera action singing in Hebrew, and the best part is I… instagram.com/p/CEaDH6tpsrj/…
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Jessica Rotter@JessicaRotter·
Men LOVE discouraging women. The amount of bullshit I’ve had to field from my own close relatives is so sexist. I am determined to rise to greatness via my magical vagina powers.
Bess Kalb@bessbell

Last year at a party a writer I respect called my pregnant stomach a “career ender” and now I’m the head writer of a show I sold to a major network and yesterday I signed the deal paying me to write a movie based on the book I finished 5 weeks postpartum so DO YOU LIKE APPLES?

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