Jessica Switzler

Smirnoff has some prime marketing potential with the state of the world and everyone getting ice-d.

@Nelnet If your system won’t let me make a payment and it won’t show my previous payments then you could just forgive my whole loan and we’ll call it, it’ll save us both time 🙃 Just a thought.

CO Springs authorities saying there was no motive should take their statement back. I must admit I could not be the right guy, but it has since been removed from Instagram. Definitely seems like a targeted attack, with an existing hate for a community

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Me: *casually pooping and scrolling at work• Some old bitch with red toenails: *peeking in the stall through the door crack* GIVE ME SOME MOTHER FUCKING SPACE LADY! CANT YOU TELL IM TRYING TO UNLOAD A SEMI OR TWO. Geezzzzz

I had a dream that Logan cheated on before going to an F1 race. I went, Charles Leclerc fell in love with me. We raised Leia in the F1 world and she became the most renowned female F1 driver… I think I need to see someone about my unrealistic view of the world 😂😂

Nipple shields look like titty sombreros, I’m here for it. #TittyFiesta

Yes, 100%. One team shouldn’t get to win without any opposition because of a coin flip. Both teams should get a chance to score.

This whole not drinking thing feels good. Might just keep it up after pregnancy

Whenever I hear or read the word "Kegel" I start doing them..... Am I alone in this or is this every female?

I will never understand how people cut their fingernails at their desk. . . 🤮

Worst part about sun burnt boobs. Peeling titty flesh. I feel like a fucking have sloshed off lizard right now

People. Some people won’t understand that you are trying to heal and give yourself the best chance. As long as you are willing to give yourself that chance, you will be just fine! Thanks for coming to my Twitter ramble.

Of the story, don’t think that cutting ties with anyone is easy. And don’t worry that others will think that it is happening out of no where, because truth is, sometimes we don’t have the strength to step away and allow ourselves to grow while trying to explain every step to

I was scared of being alone and I kept people in my life that were negatively affecting me. Causing me to be/become a person I didn’t like or recognize. I gained such an unhealthy relationship with alcohol, people, my own mindset, and even started to develop toxic traits. It did