Jessica Vass

If you’re not carrying small wardrobe in your bag at all times to shed a layer every 10 miles, you’re not dressing weird enough

Yes, just look honey. I promise I can fit you and the 2 kids in the back seat of the convertible on the way to the courthouse

I have the vehicle taste of a divorced alcoholic dad with an early onset midlife crisis

@aoumrow @eigenlucy And a printed latch, because the source model did not include and basically had to lift up the entire enclosure to access power switch, filament trash, or the ams tubing

@aoumrow @eigenlucy For what it’s worth, I can’t really take credit it’s the “universal enclosure” from here: 3dsourcerer.com. I did cut all the plexiglass myself from blanks though. And it’s pretty elementary and unpolished, but I cut an opening to the back with standard gate hinges

I’m so filament rich

“Public transit is so bad why are we funding this” Honey, where. I see a train broken down I look straight at the pigs in uniform they’re paying to beat on and steal from homeless people and call it “cleanification” not at the nonexistent maintenance fund you fucking dullard

“I feel so tired and stagnant all the time” no your deadbeat dad just railed 6 lines of coke and boofed a bunch of caffeine pills on top of the grassy knoll. He’s in a rat rod heading for a mountain and making it his life goal to build a bigger engine for the next 100+ years.

Philosophy isn’t a field of egos. It’s the directional radar of the brick you throw after pissing, shitting, and puking profusely over yourself all while getting beat down in an alley. This is true of both the faggot academic on stage and of the schizo’s ramblings in the forest

@eigenlucy All poison is contextual. Does methanol make you blind? I suppose it’s possible. It says as much on the tin of the can, but maybe it opens your eyes to the swamps of arsenic around you. There’s only one way to find out

@JessicaVass68 “it doesn’t even taste that poisonous”

I was making DIY everclear in 2021

A girl and her necessities

God is real and it fucks. All you have to do is to look down at the dirt and the bugs. Find the lines of mycelia and puddles and shit drawn between them.

A kitten swatting the face of a baby after petting them weird is a more emotionally intelligent reaction than most arguments that play out among anarchists

Through a mix of latent drug addiction and sheer industrial redneck in my blood, I require the kind of cancer causing chemicals that were banned in the 60s sprinkled on my food like salt

Constant problem trying to determine if the black residue on my fingertips is mascara from this morning or copious amounts of lead dust

I’m coming up with novel enhanced interrogation techniques that HW bush could only dream of every time I find some other 3 decade old jerry-rigged shit in a rental unit

@eigenlucy A little stray IR radiation never hurt anyone

@JessicaVass68 WTF is that glow please don’t get cancer

I point my anus at God, and she says let there be light

When turning on the fan causes enough movement for the fully loose 120v line to spark against a junction box in the ceiling, and the bastards will still text you asking if you used the leaky shower they also never fixed like you’re in the wrong here.

It would be so easy to burn down most rental units in the US by using any given appliance or outlet as it is intended rather than following some fucked up workaround to account for the horrendous wiring and 30 year old debris around nearly shorted wires.

@eigenlucy If you’re gonna take my quote you gotta get it right. Those kings use Toyota