Jessica✨🦊

I think the time may have come to delete Twitter and that makes me sad

Me and Jake just swapped the cars round for the morning and i go back to my car and he’s put his windscreen cover on my car. If that’s not love i don’t know what is

Me and Jake just having a power Ballard evening is incredible tbf

My sister ran a half marathon today and I can’t even run up the stairs

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@j0des98 Floors are pretty tasty

One thing that will never not infuriate me about men is that you actually have all the time in the world to get ready whilst we are getting ready…yet you leave it till the last minute and now I’m waiting for you to finish getting ready. It boils my blood

Last sleep in Fairytale cottage 😢😢

good luck to this one xxxx on his first day of high school xxxx grown up so fast xxxx

@toomoo49 I just did😭 below is accurate representation

@JessicaWood93 Man I could murder a sleeve of them right now.

Why is it I can eat a pack of Jaffa cakes in approximately 0.2 seconds

Am I watching the Taylor Swift live stream tonight?? Absolutely 🐍🖤

@JCrowzia @alifarhat79 No no I turn the Taylor Swift up to drown out the terrible noise of my car 😂💀

@alifarhat79 @JessicaWood93

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Today started with us waking up at 5am with our cat stuck hanging through the window by her neck, quick call to fire who helped us and ended up with me having an infected finger and a shiny new tetanus jab and antibiotics 👍🏻 lovely

Yesterday I went for a deep tissue massage… today I woke up realising I paid £55 to feel like I’d been assaulted 😩 #ouch

I have had 5 hours sleep in the last 32 hours and now I cannot sleep. Dreamlight valley it is 😔

Why have sugar puffs changed their name to wheat puffs? 😔

My goal for this week is not to say anyone “have a good one” because I give myself the ick every time I say it

@shaunadennett09 😂😂😂 very cute though

@JessicaWood93 For me … this was brave 😂😂

Well - I was brave