Jessika Matta

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Jessika Matta

Jessika Matta

@JessikaMatta

MD’ 20| Internal Medicine PGY3 at UMMS- Baystate @baystateIM |🇱🇧🇺🇸 Incoming Geriatric Fellow

Massachusetts, USA Katılım Şubat 2015
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Wendy Hasson MD
Wendy Hasson MD@WendyHassonMD·
What it’s like to be in healthcare right now: “We will pay you $2 for that pie” “But it costs me $4 in pie ingredients and $2 in human labor to make a pie. We need $6 to break even” “Sorry, we’ll only pay you $2 for that pie. We suggest you make many more pies that you also sell for $2/pie. New requirement is 6 pies/day” “But then we are still losing $4 per pie. How does making more pies help us?” “We just found out flour is on shortage so you’ll have to buy more expensive imported flour and will lose $5 per pie. Or you can consider making pies without flour.” “But I can’t make pies if we keep losing money on pies. And I can’t make pies without flour” “We suggest you ditch rolling pins and remove any fruit filling as a cost saving measure. And consider limiting how much time you bake the pie for to use less oven time” “But then how can I even make a pie that resembles a pie?” “We appreciate the question and have no response. We empower YOU to solve this problem. We have scheduled 4 meetings to discuss how you can make more pies with less ingredients and less oven time and less labor” “But it seems the root of the problem here is actually that we don’t get reimbursed fairly for our pies…” “Don’t say that out loud. Please get back to making pies with no filling and no flour and no rolling pins and be sure to attend the meetings.” #medtwitter #Pediatrics #insurance
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Alexandre Maalouf
Alexandre Maalouf@AlexMaalouf·
If 7 years ago you would have told me that I’ll get to do my pediatric residency training at @ChildrensNatl , I wouldn’t have believed it. One thing I can say is it takes a village to achieve dreams and I am eternally grateful for mine. DC here I come!
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Houssein Safa, MD
Houssein Safa, MD@hsafaMD·
Want to terrorize a practicing physician? Just tells them they need to reach out to their medical school to obtain any sort of official paperwork
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Alexandre Maalouf
Alexandre Maalouf@AlexMaalouf·
Spring has sprung
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Oren Gottfried, MD
Oren Gottfried, MD@OGdukeneurosurg·
What diseases would this work for?
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Alexandre Maalouf
Alexandre Maalouf@AlexMaalouf·
The feeling you get when you receive bad news from home country/region when abroad is inexplicable - the helplessness and nauseating anxiety that take over are paralyzing. Yet it still does not compare to what victims are experiencing on the ground.
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A. John Kadado MD
A. John Kadado MD@ajkadado·
Excited to share that 4 of our studies were accepted for abstract presentation at #HRS2023! Even more excited to have been selected as the recipient of the ‘Fellow with the Highest Scoring Abstract’ award! See you all in New Orleans! Let’s go @FadiChalEP! #EPeeps #CardioTwitter
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