thoughts of a jester

In case anyone doubted my identity as a Jester/clown

tl is peak rn

just kill me man

Only good part about being fat is I’m discouraged from killing myself bc it’s hard to find a rope that could hold my weight

how much sorrow can i take

Why did he even call it a cybertruck, having a computer isn’t a feature unique to the stupid low poly truck

This is actually only true for 1 (one) person per generation, and I am this generation’s messiah. remember everyone, there is hope for you. Because of my sacrifice.

maybe being on loser kill myself twitter is making me into a loser who wants to kill himself

If I ever become rich enough to ow a goat mansion, I’m having a huge bay blade arena built in it.

Vão se fuder todos, se eu tivesse me matado aos 13 eu não teria que passar por isso

If I’m being honest, I’m so sick of being pulled along and used by people who don’t actually like me.

I want a cigarette so bad I’m gonna start sucking on sticks on the ground

The mayor of Bloomington, Indiana has declared June 12 to be 'Mothra Day', in honor of a screening of the uncut original 1961 film.

yelling "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS" at the escort I paid $500 dollars for

I’m so sick of having feelings man I should be a cold mindless machine that only experiences gear stress and not emotional stress

getting high and jacking off

If Minus Zero comes out and flops I might actually kill myself

@la_necr0se Goth kid learns to laugh for the first time ever on public transit

Le pire c'est que des fois ils sont créatifs dans leurs vannes ces batards c'est dur de pas rire avec eux

I hate this new thing where corporations try to act like they’re one of us. We need to find a way to scare these faceless soulless entities back into place.

Self harming by living with my parents in my 20s

Those are low numbers. Try 5-10 times a day like a real #shooter like me