Megha

Depression hates a moving target. Walk daily.

@dikshitposting Skeleton reveal party

Friend said he wants us to throw a roast for his next birthday. I said we’ll do that when he dies 🥲

@Ishibishiii my goat jaani dushman

You all can’t even guess the masterpiece I am watching now

Yeh consulting vaale LinkedIn par rote hi rahte hai ki ohhh 70 hour work week & no work life balance. Bc 50 lpa par bhi insaan rona band nahi karta

Saw a kid buying indian map from the stationery shop at this time. He even knew the difference b/w political and physical map. Mera desh aage badh raha hai 😌

@thelifeoffneeha Laadliiiiii

Tum is too casual and ap is too respectful. kuch beech ka word hona chahie

@TaufiqBiryani insane talent

I think the only positive contribution of Latent to our society is Sharon Verma. Insane (and consistent) timing, doesn't overdo it, knows where to pause, shorter punchlines and incredible cadence

@notsoluckytime no limit on being characterless apparently

@Deadly_Cynic Isn't there a character limit on insta bio 😂

ex Bcg, ex Amazon, ex Zomato on LinkedIn About time we start doing the same with our exes on insta as well

sonam wangchuk collaborating with zomato now can get more views than the boring hunger strike

pls guys reels mei thoda bada font use kiya karo taaki mai drive karte hue acche se dekh paao. Vrna aaj koi gaadi ke neeche aa jaata hai

har influencer ke paas orange iphone hi hai. Apple really knows how to make tacky stuff cool

At what age do you stop reposting your bday stories? Like 23, 27 or 30?

@Shinosuke_ji only matsuzaka mam can heal you now

yall dont understand how much i would love my girl (only if i had one)

nolan agar mumbai aaya hai, toh usse lage haath Alpha dikha do. At least he would learn a thing or two about filmmaking

"Idc what anyone says but you're a good person" is the best thing you can say to a colleague you've only spoken to once

so when is the protein nail polish coming to the market? Men who wanna suck toes are can't wait anymore...

@dikshitposting this guy is such a green flag

moaning your own name during sex is god tier narcissism

@reticentdelhite Shukarana guru ji

@Deadly_Cynic Everything was apt until the last line lol. The question would never arise due to the way they function.

Damnnn too specific

The chokehold Zayn Malik and Kohli have outside barber shops in Delhi needs to be studied