Jesus Christ On A Bicycle!

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Jesus Christ On A Bicycle!

@JesusBicycle

My name is a Catholic expression for extreme incredulity. I delve in religion, politics and poor attempts at humor. Lord/Savior, #ExCatholic, Spiritual Agnostic

Here, there and everywhere Katılım Haziran 2020

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Jesus Christ On A Bicycle!@JesusBicycle·4d

Iran war progress scoreboard: Iran nuclear weapon possible in the future. Yes, still 2,000+ killed, escalation in Lebanon. Yes World economy in turmoil, US looking weak. Yes Strait of Hormuz was open, now closed. Yes Allies alienated, yes Overall, successful as a Trump business.

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Donhammed Trumpistan@TheRealDon85·1d

If high gas prices upset you, remember it’s a small price to pay for a nuke that didn’t exist and a Strait that was already open

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Jesus Christ On A Bicycle!@JesusBicycle·17h

@QuestBlackbeard Hell yes!

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Maritime Historian Baylus C. Brooks@QuestBlackbeard·17h

Hell yes! I'm tired of getting who the rich want. Instead we need who #wethepeople want.

Esta@TheOnlyEsta

Would YOU support this?🔥 YES or NO

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Jesus Christ On A Bicycle!@JesusBicycle·1d

@AhBrightWings If they're in the way, I'll tell them I didn't spend two years of my life defending this country for neofascism to take hold.

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AhBrightWings@AhBrightWings·1d

Is someone going to take the jackass aside and explain to him that voter intimidation is a crime?

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Jesus Christ On A Bicycle!@JesusBicycle·2d

@iamAtheistGirl Great googly moogly!

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Atheist Girl@iamAtheistGirl·2d

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Jesus Christ On A Bicycle!@JesusBicycle·2d

@ToriatheistTori "bicycle"

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Jesus Christ On A Bicycle!@JesusBicycle·2d

@ToriatheistTori Not true, it was a bycycle! 😇

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Jesus Christ On A Bicycle!@JesusBicycle·3d

@Askwhyisit @darwintojesus Preacher didn't tell them to read that part.

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Harry Margulies@Askwhyisit·3d

But you're ignoring that he said he was coming back within the generation of his followers. @darwintojesus, you shouldn’t start by ignoring that he is already 2000 years late.

Darwin to Jesus@darwintojesus

I don't care that it's been two thousand years, I wouldn't care if it's been a hundred thousand years. Christ said He's coming back and I believe Him.

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Jesus Christ On A Bicycle!@JesusBicycle·3d

Happy #Mother's Day, to all you mothers everywhere! Without a mother's love, there'd be no human race.

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Jesus Christ On A Bicycle!@JesusBicycle·3d

I invoke thee to come down from your Prayer Force 1 aircraft and burn the golden statue, grind it into powder, cast it on a water hazard, and make the MAGATS drink of the water!

Magachurch Pastor🙏🇺🇸@magachrchpastr

The “Trump golden statue blasphemy” story is old news so if you’re still here talking about it today that’s just idol chatter🙏🇺🇸

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Jesus Christ On A Bicycle!@JesusBicycle·4d

@Hilltop__Leader What a bunch of Golden Calf worshipers.

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Maggie Greene Rhee 🇺🇦🌻 #Roleplay@Hilltop__Leader·4d

💯 proof that #Maga are #FakeChristians who have NEVER read a bible. May God have mercy on their souls. 🙏 #Blasphemy #Sacrilege The so called "pastor" will meet Satan one day. Smh

PatriotTakes 🇺🇸@patriottakes

Trump called in as MAGA religious leaders dedicated the giant golden statue of himself at his Doral golf club

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Jesus Christ On A Bicycle!@JesusBicycle·4d

@AtheistPhoenix St. Thomas Aquinas. Patron Saint of circular logic.

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Phoenix Atheist@AtheistPhoenix·4d

Faith is evil

Prosper Zigah@Zigah_Prosper

"To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible." St. Thomas Aquinas

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Jesus Christ On A Bicycle!@JesusBicycle·4d

@RosaRubicon So I have to believe, for example, owning slaves is ok, and if I'm a slave I must be obedient no matter what? (Old and New Testaments)

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Rosa Rubicondior@RosaRubicon·4d

IOW, you have to believe Earth is a small flat planet with a dome over it at the center of the universe and the sun, moon and stars are stuck to the dome or you reject all of the Bible. #Athesism #NotForIgnorantSimpletons

Christian Tweets@JesusSavesUs777

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Jesus Christ On A Bicycle!@JesusBicycle·4d

@Tammy_Richard It's 'cuz we don't give a rat's patoot! 😇

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Tammy Richard@Tammy_Richard·4d

Sorry, not sorry. Despite 70% of humanity desperately wanting “Him” to exist, the celestial skydaddy remains as imaginary as ever — humanity’s longest-running group hallucination. 😉

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Jesus Christ On A Bicycle!@JesusBicycle·4d

Honey, you have no idea what it's like to be throttled on this platform. 😇

ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ@LePapillonBlu2

Hey 👋🏽 guys, I’ve been throttled for two weeks now. Please reply with a . If you see me. Thank you, y’all!

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Jesus Christ On A Bicycle!@JesusBicycle·5d

Does this quote attributed to Jesus remind you of a certain President on a late night posting spree?: "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple. " Luke 14:26

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Jesus Christ On A Bicycle!@JesusBicycle·5d

@ProudDoggieMom And who is paying for the wall?

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Sheryl Post@ProudDoggieMom·5d

Liar

Acyn@Acyn

Trump: Gas prices are way down. Have you looked?

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Jesus Christ On A Bicycle!@JesusBicycle·5d

@Maximumatheist Show me the money! 😇

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Maximum atheist@Maximumatheist·5d

Christians: just remember this is what you go to work for. To hand these folks money.

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Magachurch Pastor🙏🇺🇸@magachrchpastr·6d

In my experience most Libs dislike President Trump for the same reason they dislike Jesus: they don’t like his message of non-violence, and they aren’t on board with his 2nd return 🙏🇺🇸

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Jesus Christ On A Bicycle!@JesusBicycle·6 May

@jgindel 1st President ever to destroy the world economy like one of his failed businesses.

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