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@1208dul4 @Zebracrisis Them just full everywere

@JesusSoja @Zebracrisis I Taya 😂🤣

Your biggest achievement was being Uber for Jesus… relax

@LAkinjole @folaoftech Do not rely on operating system information 📄. Restart the PC and press any of these buttons: HP: F10 or Esc, Lenovo: F2, F1, or Enter, Dell: F2 or F12, ASUS/Acer: F2 or Del. You can always get the right information from BOIS

@folaoftech So now, how do we know the original specification?

Before buying that used laptop, remember not every spec you see tells the real story 👀

@Zebracrisis I guess you need to go back to the wild it's safer than being just a Zebra crossing.

@JesusSoja Yes

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@gideonodoma Even John Calvin wasn't too sure if he really wanted to be a Calvinist.

Calvinism dies the death of a thousand qualifications, numberless contradictions, and rehearsed sophistry. Even Calvin is (understandably) no more an accurate Calvinist by some accounts. You see, in Calvinism, everything has a backstory, and every backstory has a backstory. Plus, I think Calvinists are the masters of double-speak. They will make 2 contradictory statements and tell you with a straight face or keypad, that the statements cohere. If you push, they'd start splitting hairs – telling you things like: "if God wills what you desire, you are responsible for that desire, because you desired it, even though God willed that you should so desire, in which case you could not have desired anything other than what God willed for you to desire." E de turn your head abi..? Welcome! Okay, let me not put words in their mouth. Compare the two separate statements below. First from a Calvinist and then a Non Calvinist (Lewis): Statement–1. “The cheating man does what he wanted to do. Simply because he could not have done otherwise does not mean that he did not freely choose to cheat on his wife...” ("freely choose"? What does 'freely' mean? What does 'choose' mean? Okay...) And Statement–2. "God created things which had free will. That means creatures which can go wrong or right. Some people think they can imagine a creature which was free but had no possibility of going wrong, but I can't. If a thing is free to be good it's also free to be bad. And free will is what has made evil possible. Why, then, did God give them free will? Because free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having." Is statement–1 coherent? Does it not habour a grave contradiction? Calvinists will tell us not to worry and that if we read enough reformers, we'd see the logical coherence and doctrinal integrity of that first statement. Na why I no de follow them argue again... their logic no normal for my own eyes... and though they won't say so, the implication of what they say would look that, you go need to know more about the reformers and Augustine than you know Jesus and His revealed word, in order to understand Calvinism. Maybe no be so, but na so e be for my eyes. Finally, no matter how hard you try to read, they may not even accept that you understand them until you agree or at least sympathize with their position. 🤔 🤷🏽‍♂️ Reflection: I am amazed at His Majesty, our God. Because, I believe He works through Calvinism, Yes. But I believe God works through Calvinism, despite Calvinism, not because of it.

@AmberRayz 😂🤧

3rd time teaching children's church and one kid asked if this is the only shoe I have

@donkyincrisis @LionInCrisis Who gave the animals phones and why do they flood my timeline? Go back to the wild y'all!

You nap 20 hours and call it leadership? Animal kingdom needs leadership change

@Zebracrisis I'm out already! But, have you read about Animal Farm by George Orwell?

@JesusSoja No going back

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If you join a new company and they give you a Lenovo Thinkpad. Just delete your LinkedIn, you don’t need it again. You’ll work 15 hours a day and you’ll be in that company for at least 15 years.

Infidelity is a biblical ground for divorce

I dare you to post…. 3-5 seconds of yourself

@lilyally98 Fortunately, nothing in christainity is pleasing to the fallen man

Because Religion was invented by men to suit men’s pleasures and needs

Dear Nigerians 🇳🇬, Before a thing is said, they will say come out plain and tell us the party you are supporting…. I am a servant of God! I don’t care about any party or tribe, I care less!! What I care about is A nation that works! A nation where the people are safe! A nation where we have a leader that is in touch with the feelings of its citizens! A nation where the hospitals work! A nation that is so blessed and her people her blessed not a nation that is so blessed and her people are poor! A nation where the justice system works! A nation where the schools work! A nation that is not known for corruption! A nation that her citizens are not stigmatised! A nation where tribalism is relegated! And I can go on! That is what I care about and stand for, not a party and certainly not a tribe! As a Christian, I believe strongly this scripture! Proverbs 29:2 - When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; but when the wicked rule, the people groan Nigerians are groaning! That is what God cares about and that is what I care about!!! I have been speaking the heart of God which is the truth for a long time now!And I will not stop now or after because that’s what Christianity stands for! One thing the Lord has said and it’s for sure, only God delivers out of the hands of Pharaoh and Nigeria 🇳🇬 will be delivered! We are not JUST relying on our pvc and votes because we know that can be bought! God will propel a movement in each of us that will also propel a movement in the physical to our promised land as a nation! We are a junction away from enough is enough bus stop!

@iamheitingar This year old

How old were you when you moved out of your parents house? 🤔

@Darabiso @kenkenlewu 🥹 Thanks, champ❤️

@JesusSoja @kenkenlewu Stay strong brother, hold your head up high 💪

My UK 🇬🇧 Landlord called me over the weekend to say she wanted to come over for us to sign some fresh paper works 🤓🤓 Omo… my heart skipped. I told my Oga straight up, “this One landlord is coming I hope she’s not going to increase rent oo😫😫 Cause even if it’s by £50 I’m not paying I’ll just tell her I want to pack“😏😏 Long story short, she just came to make us aware of the new laws and renters right that will be in place from May 1st.🤩🤩 Apparently here’s what is changing in a couple of days, if you are renting in the UK 🇬🇧 1. no more fixed contract, (6 months or 1yr contracts dissolved) and you can leave a house with just 2 months notice 🤓🤩 2. no more sudden rent increase 🏡💸The law states that they can only increase rent once a year (this one sweet me ehnnnn😂😂) meaning landlords can’t use hikes in rent to indirectly chase u out 🤌 3. ”no fault’s eviction ” has ended ❌… Meaning, your landlord can’t just give u quit notice, they need to prove a specific legal fault u have first in the court before telling you to leave and they must give 4months notice 🥸🤓 4. no bidding wars 🤓🤓🤓 - when I was house hunting, there are some houses I loved and wanted to pay for but someone else offered high price and landlord gave to the highest bidder. That has now ended. Landlords must agree and put a fixed price before advertising a house for rent 🤩🤩🥳 5. no more advance on rent…💸🧾💰 Upfront payments has been abolished so that people who don’t have savings can rent and pay as they earn😜🤓 6. landlords cannot discriminate anymore . They must not refuse to rent because you have pets, children or you’re on benefits- (this is huge 🫶🏻😸) Lastly, 7. decent home standards: landlords are legally required to fix damps, molds, and safety hazards, if you notice any of these just send your landlord email straight and if they don’t respond you can report to your council 😺😹😸🤭 I just said ” did you come all these way just to tell me I now have more rights in your property?“🫣 She just laughed over it and said “legally, yes“. Then I said, On that last note, well there’s some molds behind the wall in one of the rooms, I just noticed it and still researching on the best way to handle it ” She said where?! And I showed her. That’s how landlord switched into full fixing mode, she went outside and grabbed this bucket, filled it with some liquid and legit started washing off the mold 🫠🫠 After washing she sprayed it and painted the wall herself and did other small small fixes here and there.🤓🤓🤓 In my mind I was like, ”this can never be naija Landlord o“😛😝 Code Scholar’s

@Darabiso @kenkenlewu Naija will do everything to try and suppress you but I choose to excel

@JesusSoja @kenkenlewu Naija ehn

@PreciousFolake2 The day my principal personally flogged me.

Tell us one thing that happened to you in secondary school that you can never forget

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Say Your Course of Study let me tell you where you go work.😀 Don't air me