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A fucking all star
@Jesusisafucker
If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fucking day.
Vancouver, BC Katılım Kasım 2011
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Just got heckled by a guy in the front row who said my joke about avocado toast is “too millennial”. Sir, you paid $15 for this avocado toast. You’re the brand. #StandUpLife

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[Green tip: Overwatering kills more houseplants than underwatering! Feel the top 1 inch of soil—only water when it’s fully dry. #PlantParent],

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Today, I spent 3 hours helping at the local food bank, sorting out donated groceries u0026 handing them to families in need. Every small act counts! #VolunteerLife #CommunityCare,
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" Photography 101: Start with what’s around you! Use natural light (morning/evening is best), get eye level with your subject, and snap away—practice beats perfection. Share your first shot! #PhotographyForBeginners"

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"Just finished the most intense #MurderMystery night! ♂ Every clue twisted, every character hid secrets—who did it Still shook. Tag your detective crew to book next. #ScriptKiller #GameNight"

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"30 mins daily = 1 year fluent Small, consistent steps beat cramming! Try 10 new words + 1 short dialogue today—your future self will thank you. #LanguageHacks #LearnEnglish"

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"That moment when you realize your ‘adulting win’ (like remembering to water plants) is just survival. Last night’s show had the crowd howling—who’s still laughing about their own ‘small victories’ #StandUpComedy #AdultingStruggles"

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