🐾🦄😎I'm A Uniqueorn!

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🐾🦄😎I'm A Uniqueorn!

@JetThorpe

Too weird for normal people, too normal for the weirdos! 5 Time Gramma Winner! Life is too short for bullshit. Be kind. ✌️☮️🥴😎

No Place Really, FL Katılım Ağustos 2010

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🐾🦄😎I'm A Uniqueorn!@JetThorpe·14 May

Nothing like starting your day by getting searched by TSA! Turns out JoAnns Fudge puts a plastic knife in evety box of their delicious homemade fudge! 😃😋🔪 Oh, we laughed & laughed! And all the while I thought, 'Oh thank goodness she stopped there!' 😬

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🐾🦄😎I'm A Uniqueorn!@JetThorpe·21 Nis

Had to! 😎

Sci-Fi World Museum@hollywoodscifi

WORST JOKE EVER! You're welcome

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🐾🦄😎I'm A Uniqueorn!@JetThorpe·20 Nis

Happy 4:20! May the Flower Be With You!😎💨🥳

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🐾🦄😎I'm A Uniqueorn!@JetThorpe·20 Nis

@KestrelToni Happy 420! May the Flower Be With You! 😎

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Grin & Tonic@KestrelToni·20 Nis

@JetThorpe LOL that's practically an endorsement in my book!! 🤣🤣🤣🥰🖤🫶🫂🌹

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Grin & Tonic@KestrelToni·20 Nis

When you know its AI, but you really need someone to get on this project asap. 🤣🖤

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🐾🦄😎I'm A Uniqueorn!@JetThorpe·20 Nis

@KestrelToni I tend to attract the weird ones...👀😜🫶

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Grin & Tonic@KestrelToni·20 Nis

@JetThorpe Oh wowwwwww! I thoyght they were just conceptual! Too froggin cool my friend!! Lmao at the MILF sticker. That is fabulous!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🖤🥰🫂🌹🐸🐸

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🐾🦄😎I'm A Uniqueorn!@JetThorpe·19 Nis

@AzPetrich EEEEEWWWWWW! We have an iridescent unicorn colored dumpster truck in our area! It's 'pukey purpinkle!' I imagine a bougie-ass gaggle of Mara-La-Go'd trash pandas riding around inside with giant lips, boobs & shades! Hello Friend! 🫂😎🫶

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MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊@AzPetrich·19 Nis

If you've ever said "EWWWW" out loud when you saw a Cybertruck in real life....we're already friends, you just don't know it yet.

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🐾🦄😎I'm A Uniqueorn!@JetThorpe·15 Nis

@KestrelToni That is not the way to start the day! I do hope by 'ER' you mean 'Exotic Resort' but based on the pic...wishing you a low stress experience with an outcome that improves your situation! Gentle hugs coming at you! 🫂🥰❤️💐🪄

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Grin & Tonic@KestrelToni·15 Nis

G'mornin 🖤 Back gave out this morning & am at the ER. Much love my friends & will update soon. Hopin ya'll have a happy Wednesday 🥰🖤🫶🫂☕️

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🐾🦄😎I'm A Uniqueorn!@JetThorpe·14 Nis

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Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸@LucasSa56947288

OMG! Who made this? 🤣

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🐾🦄😎I'm A Uniqueorn!@JetThorpe·14 Nis

@KestrelToni So much this! ❤️🫂🥰😍

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Grin & Tonic@KestrelToni·13 Nis

Femenergy. Femazing. 🖤🥰🌹

Rê_Naty@BrCaliNaty

Love this! ✨✨✨🫶🏽🫶🏽💋💋💋 Girls lifting each other up! 🙌🏽🙌🏽

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🐾🦄😎I'm A Uniqueorn!@JetThorpe·13 Nis

The Ways of Old must remain Sacred!

Jane of the North@JaneotN

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🐾🦄😎I'm A Uniqueorn!@JetThorpe·13 Nis

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𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐌Ⓐ𝐯𝐞𝐧𖤓𝐎𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐦 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧@OpossumWarfare

Absolutely hilarious the last one is the best. 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

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🐾🦄😎I'm A Uniqueorn!@JetThorpe·13 Nis

@KestrelToni It's one of my superpowers...I can also fold a fitted sheet - WATCH OUT! 🤯😱

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Grin & Tonic@KestrelToni·12 Nis

@JetThorpe Lmao... you are an evil genius 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🖤🔥🫶👏👏👏

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🐾🦄😎I'm A Uniqueorn!@JetThorpe·11 Nis

@KestrelToni Are you spying on me? 👀😜🤣

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Grin & Tonic@KestrelToni·10 Nis

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🐾🦄😎I'm A Uniqueorn!@JetThorpe·11 Nis

@lanechanged When I went thru my cancer crap, I just appreciated the few people who stuck around & didn't run for the hills! Distractions, no matter how silly, are fabulous, thoughtful & can brighten the darkest of days!🫂❤️🥰

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ᒪᗩᑎE@lanechanged·10 Nis

Can someone please tell me what cancer patients need to hear from their loved ones when they've had their dx & are about to start their treatment journey? I've already said *you got this* & *i'm here for u* & meant them from my heart. All other words just feel inadequate now.🥺

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