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@Fact Uko na video tuone?

When women run, their breasts bounce in a figure-8 pattern, moving side-to-side as well as up and down.

Christ the King All Hail the Power of Jesus's Name!

@HarrisWillys @NelsonHavi @RobertAlai You are now irrelevant

Trevor Ombija, if you are the noisemaker, you shut your mouth. You don’t offer to seal our ears. Noise pollution must be contained.

@Fact Hehehe each person responding to the the tweet now feels they're the certified authority on issues of love! One is even inviting people to follow his page for pieces of advice on love.

The best relationship tends to be with someone who makes you laugh even when you don't feel like smiling.

@Kenyans Uongo!

Sakaja claims he was offered one billion cash to step down

@AnthoneyOpilo @makaumutua @uonbi I had to click on your name to have a look at your face.

@makaumutua @uonbi What is the difference between the 1st and 2nd photos?

Thanks Brian Ouma, the COO @uonbi, for stopping by to discuss the state of the country and higher education. The future is bright!

The measure of a man's estimate of your strength is the kind of weapons he feels that he must use in order to hold you fast in a prescribed place. #TheWarmthofOtherSuns

@rigathi Haha so you're trying to get back to your two friends from Kiambu. Are they the ones responsible for the high food prices? Kwani high cost of living iko Kiambu pekee?

@ekisiangani Hahaha nkt! Sasa umekuwa comedian

I haven seen the Azimio Manifesto to be launched now. The Azimio state project ,has copied and appropriated the thinking of the Bottom-Up framework of the the Kenya Kwanza / UDA thinking. This intellectual plagiarism is a reflection of what Azimio is really about- A TOTAL FRAUD!

@MutahiNgunyi Ati Right Honourable Chief Minister! Hehe Kalonzo will disappoint kama kawaida

When Raila was MADE Prime Minister, he made the position BIGGER than LIFE. Now that Kalonzo Musyoka has accepted to be Chief Minister, he should do the same. We MUST refer to him as The Right Honourable Chief Minister. Then later, as the 6th President of Kenya. Bravo Big BROTHER.

@ekisiangani @ntvkenya Hahaha sasa umekuwa comedian pia! Nice job Snr blogger Kisiagi. Uko sawa.

On "The Making of Raila Odinga" @ntvkenya announces Raila was born in 1945 but for the next 25 yrs there is an academic blackout. Nothing is said on his Primary n Secondary education. Suddenly in 1970 Raila obtains M.Sc ( Mach. Engineering from Germany. How?

@ekisiangani Yes. What about it? The tweet that will make Ruto the 5th president? Well, I guess it's one of the tweets that has earned you some bucks. Good job, man! You are a great blogger.

Remember this tweet post on 24 May 2022?

Happy Madaraka Day to you all. #WimbowaHistoria #Leyla

@Arsenal Why are our player purchases far higher than sales? What's devaluing our players?

@DonaldKOmoro1 Just unfollow that one account serving you all that and any of the related accounts.

QUESTION How do I get rid of these naked women from South Africa from my TL? The avalanche is just unbearable

@ekisiangani Lands registries are situated in every county within Kenya. The Constitution also provides for the right to go to court to protect land rights, but also tasks the National Land Commission with encouraging the use of traditional methods or dispute resolution in land conflicts.

By the way who owns most of the land around Milimani in Kisumu, the molasses plant in Kisumu and the Dominion land in Yala? How did they acquire the land?

@BBCNews So you had to edit the picture from colored to black-n-white, nkt!

Ireland secures an order of vaccines against monkeypox bbc.in/3a0gsy7

@Cpaodhiamboode1 @HonOscarSudi Hehehe

@HonOscarSudi And those people are complaining u never sat KCSE at high way high school ,tell them u sat as independent candidate bwana!

I couldn't agree more!

@ekisiangani You wanted him to be in Karen?

Is Kalonzo in Switzerland or UK? Who is he meeting? Your wise guess?

@MainaKarobia Haha so just because you dislike Azimio you are convinced they're into some kind of magic?! Mind providing evidence to back up that conviction? Evidence to support Kenya Kwanza's belief in God would be very much appreciated too. Thank you.

Kenya Kwanza is presenting a Presidential ticket that believes in Supremacy of God, Azimio is presenting a ticket that believes in supremacy of magicians. The Kenya Kwanza has a defined stand on God's place in Kenya, Azimio believes underworld powers can have a place in Kenya.