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@AGPamBondi Congratulation on your success Miss Bondi Beach Pam!!!

Over the next month I will be working tirelessly to transition the office of Attorney General to the amazing Todd Blanche before moving to an important private sector role I am thrilled about, and where I will continue fighting for President Trump and this Administration. Leading President Trump’s historic and highly successful efforts to make America safer and more secure has been the honor of a lifetime, and easily the most consequential first year of the Department of Justice in American history. Since February 2025, we have secured the lowest murder rate in 125 years, secured first-ever terrorism convictions against members of Antifa, shattered domestic and transnational gangs across the country, taken custody of more than 90 key cartel figures, and won 24 favorable rulings at the Supreme Court. I remain eternally grateful for the trust that President Trump placed in me to Make America Safe Again.

@elonmusk Wow perhaps like the Somalian daycares????

Seriously

@IDF Wow I didn’t realise Yemen was Iran!!! Thank you IDF for the geography lesson!!! God bless you smart, proud and gay warriors!!!!

⭕️ Following missile launches by the Iranian regime, the IDF has identified a missile launched from the Houthis toward Israel. This is just another example of how far the Iranian regime has extended its terror across the Middle East.

@TreyYingst Um please don’t shake the building you’re in!!! Think of others in the building aswell!!! That is very rude and ableist of you!!!

Large explosions over Tel Aviv. Shook the building we’re in.

@EylonALevy Oy vey the iron dome appears to be sleeping what the hell!!!! I am very upset!!!

🎯 Iranian ballistic missile hits Petah Tikva The regime is firing ballistic missiles indiscriminately at Israeli cities (🚨 Watch on mute: sirens)

@elonmusk Um last time I pulled out my pocket rocket during a party I was severely beaten!!! Probably due to anti septic reasons but I guess I was guaranteed to get hit!!!! So you are correct Mr Musk!!

Inspiring new merch idea: rocket pocket underpants! 🚀 🩳 Underpants with a handy pocket for your rocket, which contains a real scale model rocket with an easy pull out ability. Guaranteed to be a hit at parties!

@MichaelRapaport Oh my god Michael we are under attack!!! They’re telling us to get fucked oy vey!!!! This is very antiseptic and racist!!!

Just saw on the same block in CHELSEA #nyc

@HenMazzig Because it’s a daycare and not a nightcare…. We can only care for half the day… bit obvious Hen!!!

BREAKING: A daycare in the northern city of Nahariya was damaged by Hezbollah rockets. No injuries were reported. I will repeat: a daycare. Why is there no global outrage? Unfortunately, I think I know the answer.

@VividProwess Perhaps a 3 state solution? So we can include you and India!!!

No, I don’t support a two-state solution. They don’t deserve a state. Their only focus has been on killing Jews and wishing for Israel’s destruction. How in the world are you supposed to make peace with people who are hell-bent on killing you in the most brutal ways imaginable?

@remarks trump is a good goy, this is a huge pay increase for Israel!!

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump proposes major military spending increase in 2027 with cuts to healthcare and other domestic agencies, Bloomberg reports.

@Notagoodgoy80 @MattH_4America That explains the lack of bodies!! Yes you are quite correct in your statement.

@JewishFatigue @MattH_4America I heard it was 6 gorzillion. And they were all made into lampshades and VW beetles. Their bodies were burned to power Germany's power grid. Or some nonsense like that.

Most Americans under the age of 50 don't care about Israel To be honest, we're beginning to hate their government

@_MegaPolitics How will this affect the IKEA stores in Israel????

Breaking: Sweden says it will boycott all diplomatic relations with Israel

@World_Affairs11 Wow how antiseptic of them!! I don’t even want to bang ladesh!!!

BREAKING: Bangladesh and Malaysia prohibit entry of Israeli passport holders due to cutting diplomatic ties with it.

@LauraLoomer Wow you are such a brave and humble transgender Miss Laura!! I wish there were more male to female people with the humility of you!!

Sometimes I get so frustrated with being right, I have to take little breaks away from being right because I get so flustered. My biggest agitation in life is being right more often than I am wrong. I have struggled with this my entire life. It keeps getting worse.

@acnewsitics Wow no Jewish representation at all!!! Thanks Biden for your anti septic space programme!!!

Today’s Artemis II launch is brought to you by the Biden Administration. You know Donald Trump wasn't going to send a woman and a Black man into space.

@DramaAlert Is this a new IOS feature???

Artemis II crew take out their iPhones in zero gravity.

@TheKevinDalton Oh yes it’s very exciting to do what was done 50 years but not land on it this time, how exciting new and brave!!!

Just picked up my son from elementary school and was blown away that ZERO parents or kids were aware of the Artemis II launch. Have we lost complete interest in space travel?

@btharris93 Performative white woman syndrome I believe

Why would you take a selfie during a once-in-a-generation rocket launch?

@bennyjohnson The moon was promised to us 3000 years ago pal, I suggest you keep your greedy thoughts to yourself!!!

Still speechless that I got to witness this. The moon will be ours…

@AetiusRF You’re telling me there’s four people in that buttplug??? NASA must stand for National Anal Sex Automation!!

Man this is so fake. Do normies actually fall for this? 😂😂😂 Yeah sure we’re “going to the moon”