Jimmy Wong

@MTGCal blood in the water

I’ve deleted like 60% of the posts I’ve made this weekend because they’ve all taken off & have, as is predictable, ended up causing the opposite of the form of discussion that I personally would want to encourage. Mwah!

A message from Dan Frazier and Wizards of the Coast:

Find Jimmy, Rachel, and JLK today at the Meet & Greet area starting at 11am. After that, they’ll be swinging by the @Card_Kingdom booth to hang out for a bit around 1pm. #MCVegas

@Gulvanvs such a good line

@jfwong He was great too! Loved the “thanos didn’t even make me do this” lol

Paul Bettany put his arm around my shoulder on stage and I knew in that moment that everything was gonna be ok.

Jimmy Wong and his father Paul Bettany, 2026

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

@Retro_gamer_27 nuuuuuuuuu

Update I got accepted to the program! Unfortunately i was looking at flight prices and because it is so soon they are incredibly inflated and i likely cannot afford it at this time. I'm honored to be accepted though so i will try again in a few years a little bummed but its ok 🙂

Come see The Greatest Show in the Multiverse! #GameKnightsLive is at #MCVegas today @ 4pm. Be sure to get there early to secure a seat. We’ve got our biggest guest EVER (6’5” 310lbs @leonardwilliams) and a bunch of even bigger surprises. You don’t wanna miss it! @mtgfestivals #sponsored #MTG @PlayMTG

MagicCon Vegas’ showfloor is bigger and better than any MagicCon to date. If you’re attending this weekend you are in for an absolute treat!

Why is Ascension 9 so much more difficult than every other level in Slay the Spire 2 -_-

I gasped with delight when he opened those drawers

Cool study on the brain’s mechanics and how it functions / learns with action games vs slower and more deliberate strategic ones.

@JoshLeeKwai lute and splatter technique are just INSANE

Been really been enjoying Secrets of Strixhaven draft. This is my favorite deck so far. Only 3 creatures! In a limited deck? This is my kind of format.

Pretty good pack for the rotisserie draft. @krakenfx x.com/krakenfx/statu…

LIVE: Kraken's MTG Celebrity Tournament x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Celebrity draft with @leonardwilliams @KingCash_7191 @BeckyLynchWWE and more as part of @krakenfx’s tournament! x.com/krakenfx/statu…

About to do a CRAZY draft with the homies

Kraken's MTG Tournament at @TheBitcoinConf is starting soon 🎉 Celebrity Cube Draft — streaming live at 1pm ET / 10am PT 128-player Surprise Legacy Set Draft 75K in Bitcoin prizes Your 8 celebrity drafters: @BeckyLynchWWE × @Jespow × @Kevkreider × @Jfwong × @KingCash_7191 × @MagicalTux × Gabriel Luna × @Leonardwilliams

@Retro_gamer_27 Prayers for you for sure! What an amazing opportunity, I would love to hear about it when you get back!!

I just applied to live in a buddhist monestary and practice mediatation and comunal living with monks for a month on a mountain top in japan right after i graduate. Pray for me that i get this 😶‍🌫️ my classmate just got accepted.