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J Heiser

@Jheiser3

Fact Checker at The Onion Contributor https://t.co/S41baspW9Q Washington Improv Theater player, coach, teacher and donor.

Washington, DC Katılım Haziran 2008
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John Aravosis 🇺🇸🇬🇷🏳️‍🌈
I live here, this is a lie. The park was popular with drug addicts and drunks a good 16+ years ago. It’s been quite popular with regular families since then, and is typically packed every summer weekend. And, unlike other spots in DC, there was never a homeless camp in this park. As always, the truth just isn’t enough with these guys. It’s sad, really.
Trump War Room@TrumpWarRoom

Meridian Hill Park before vs. after. For years, homeless camps and drug addicts took over the park. Now it's cleaned up and full of families again, thanks to @POTUS's executive order to make the capital safe and beautiful again. 🇺🇸

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J Heiser@Jheiser3·
@OBtoojiveforyou Its 1 + 1 Mental gymnastics would be changing the subject to position need and franchise need. And to be honest I'd take Caleb Wilson at 2 unless every doctor ever confirmed DP would never cramp again.
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Oz@OBtoojiveforyou·
@Jheiser3 The Wiz need a big wing more than a guard. AJ has much fewer questions than DP. And we need the attn as a franchise. This is mental gymnastics imo
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Oz@OBtoojiveforyou·
And do you really think Ainge is going to allow himself to be taken advantage of in a trade down?
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Ser Troy Haliburton@TroyHalibur·
I’m leading the charge on team trade back as a Wizards fan lol
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J Heiser@Jheiser3·
@Domo_DMV Shout out to all you who watched every game and put the time in. You deserve this.
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Domo@Domo_DMV·
WE FUCKING DID IT BABY
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FilmX's Number One Fan
FilmX's Number One Fan@GAltringham·
One thing that confused me about Planet of the Apes—they never explain how the Statue of Liberty ended up all the way on the ape planet.
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Carolina Basketball
Carolina Basketball@UNC_Basketball·
Keep the family close.
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J Heiser@Jheiser3·
@_BenBecker But why? Hes done nothing in Chicago. He's like an old restaurant chain you see when you're visiting some other town. "Oh, I didn't realize those still existed." You feel the nostalgia but you don't actually go in the joint.
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Ben@_BenBecker·
If Billy Donovan doesn't take the UNC job, he's worth watching for DC. He overlapped with both Dawkins and Winger in OKC and could absolutely coach a team with young developmental talent and established guys like Trae/AD.
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Mike Beauvais
Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvais·
After 24 years, JUSTICE FOR WALLACE.
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Andrew—#IAmTheResistance@AmoneyResists·
LMFAO when you lay it out like this the absurdity is just STAGGERING.
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Seth Abramson
Seth Abramson@SethAbramson·
They darkened her skin. They made her heavier. They made her look older. They made it look like she was crying when in fact she was courageous. And I just wrote days ago that Donald Trump hates no demographic in America more than Black women. How much more evidence does one need?
TheWrap@TheWrap

White House Confirms Photo of Arrested Protester Crying Was Doctored: ‘The Memes Will Continue’ thewrap.com/media-platform…

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𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄
Hey y’all see the 17 year old Target employee who was abducted by ICE from his job despite being a United States citizen and telling them that, and they shoved him in the car and when they confirmed he was indeed a US citizen then pushed him out of the car in a Walmart parking lot 8 minutes away from where they abducted him. And he’s stumbling and sobbing while bystanders ask if he’s okay (at the Walmart after being pushed out of the car) and he’s sobbing saying “no I’m not okay, they slammed me on the ground.” And he’s bleeding. A 17 year old kid.
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Antoni z Kijowa@koneser_misia·
‘everyone grieves differently’ Erika Kirk:
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Harry Eccles@Heccles94·
Merry Christmas from ██████████████ and First Lady Melania Trump 🇺🇸
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Ledo Pizza
Ledo Pizza@LedoPizza·
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