Jibben Hillen

@yogi_______ 🧵👇(1/74)

hate the flood of “unroll pls” and “threadapp@“ every time some nerd posts a thread on this app

@crockeo 🧵👇

every so often i want to make a thread where i make fun of rise & grind linkedin influencers but then i realize that i can't come up with anything more unhinged than what they already post

@dorothchen @yogi_______ @yogi_______ @dorothchen how was this tweeted a day before the acquisition

@JibbenH @yogi_______ HR help

@crockeo -----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY----- aHVudGVyMgpodW50ZXIyCmh1bnRlcjIKaHVudGVyMgpodW50ZXIyCmh1bnRlcjIKaHVudGVyMgpodW50ZXIyCmh1bnRlcjIKaHVudGVyMgpodW50ZXIyCmh1bnRlcjIKaHVudGVyMgpodW50ZXIyCmh1bnRlcjIKaHVudGVyMg -----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----

You never forget your first RSA key. What was yours?

@crockeo two stroke gas engines should be illegalized wholesale

if you say "i hate gas leafblowers" three time in a mirror you summon idiots in your replies

@Canechurch Is this real I can’t believe I’ve never heard this story before

When I was 15 I went to a ghostface killa show with two friends. One was wearing a wu tang hoodie. We were around the corner from the venue when three grown ass men walked up to us and stopped us. The leader of the group said “yo that’s a dope ass hoodie let me cop that”

@julienchien @ManeepatMolloy Didn’t you stop drinking to avoid being painted red

@ManeepatMolloy reward >>> pain

@crockeo true

start a new DAO call it 不知道

@julienchien @Virtual1nstinct Immigrants - duolingo frequently uses this as a fun fact in their loading screens

@Virtual1nstinct Sweden’s most popular is swedish? Are they used a lot by recent immigrants and/or foreign students?

is hot sauce a vegetable? asking for a friend

What do I read now that longform.org has shut down their article recommendation

@_mallive Doesn't look like a banana vending machine to me

other ppls instagram ads: shoes, jewelry, beauty products my instagram ads:

@julienchien what a flex

Wordle 203 2/6 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

getting coffee bf using the bathroom gf

@crockeo this is just being a sensible person

i’m not a snob, i say, as i violently berate my barista for pouring a shot of espresso into cold milk and steaming it all together

you know you're a nerd if you change URL params instead of adjusting a form on the webpage

shoutout to my man with a large dunkin ice coffee in the gym