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Someone brought a baby into my office and my biological clock just exploded from ticking so much.

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.@shakira is so endearing on @NBCTheVoice #hooked

It nights like these i wish i was on a tv show just so someone else would know the ironic subtext and i could say "i know right?"

.@shakira is very genuine on @NBCTheVoice ...you sucked me in!

I wasnt going to watch you and already sucked in @NBCTheVoice

My hot waiter just called me "love" and smiled in way that is going to make have to change my panties. #hesgettingabigtip #givemeyourbigtip

Ok umami stop playing r & b slow jams, i already cant look my waiter in the eye. #totallywouldblowhiminthebathroom #hottestguyever

I just jizzed my pants at my hot waiter at umami hollywood. Now i dont want him to see me eat.

@jimjackman this is jennifer tss follow meeee :-p

Vomit sex and tears: the story of my life in no specified order

@DoctorMikeDow what was the name of that good tan called?

In the last 2 minutes between real life and scrolling through instagram i just saw 4 dudes ive had relations with. #ick #goaway

♥♥♥♥ @thekatiemorgan @heidihamilton @DougallFraser , david, jim and chris. #theyknowwhy

Just drank a 20 min energy drink so I can see @cheezitslut's big announcement. Have no clue what's going on but now I can't wait to find out

Can't wait to see how this thing @cheezitslut thing turns out. It's like The Wire with people I know

Scared and confused #pleaselord

My life is in shambles and someone stole my debit card # again! Why does the universe hate me?

Just yelled at westboro crazies and they looked scared.