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@whstancil If there is one thing the left in America is known for it's organization. Just super organized.

I kinda don't think the organized left in America is going to survive this

@Jesse_Brenneman Yes, the very up to date love of Harry Potter by the "average leftist"

“PhD dissertation on IQ”

@lindayacc Twitter was intentionally broken and is no longer useful as a real-time news source. Keep cashing those checks while you can though.

On Twitter, everyone's voice matters. Whether you’re here to watch history unfold, discover REAL-TIME information all over the world, share your opinions, or learn about others -- on Twitter YOU can be real. YOU built the Twitter community. 🙏👏 And that's irreplaceable. This is your public square. We're often imitated -- but the Twitter community can never be duplicated.

@BGrammer1917 @saga11o I forgot about that song!

@saga11o Somebody sang "Jesus loves the little children" to themselves to try to remember races as they made this lol

@RobDenBleyker To demonstrate that people would choose pubes over Twitter now?

why's the logo a pube

@calmAndRational @Boenau Breaking the law by exceeding the speed limit puts other people at risk. Roads should be designed so that the person breaking the law is endangering themselves instead of others. Bollards are a prime example of this in action.

@Boenau It's a factor of safety so if someone does go fast, bumps and curves won't cause a crash.

Ask a civil engineer to explain the difference between design speed & operating speed. When they finish, ask how engineers justify designing roads that encourage speeding. If needed, clarify by asking them how it's ethical to design a road that encourages breaking the law.

@ananavarro So weird that you worked so hard to elect candidates that explicitly oppose gun control.

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@OliBaseley @gavinpurcell I do the less difficult group ride and it's two hours of taking followed by coffee and pastries.

Does anyone else wish there was a version of church without the church? Like a collective people of group you share some interest with & saw every Sunday morning for coffee & doughnut holes and listened to some interesting talk.

@chrislhayes RFK supports gender affirming medication, right?

People realize that *no one* is the most jacked they've ever been at the age of 69 without some...help, right?

@RobertKennedyJr How do you feel about gender confirming hormone treatment for people that haven't gone through a midlife crisis?

Getting in shape for my debates with President Biden!

@sexandtheswiss When I was 45 I realized that I could live for another 45 years and it just seemed like a really long time. Not to mention I'll still be working for a large part of it. At 49 I just like to ride bikes, hang out with my college aged children and go to concerts.

@caseywickland @TaylorOgan @GerberKawasaki @RealDanODowd What does "FSD" stand for?

@TaylorOgan @GerberKawasaki @RealDanODowd @TaylorOrgan knows Tesla has never claimed to be level 5 automation. Nobody is saying FSD can be used without a driver. This is an additional safety feature, which is why Tesla Drivers on FSD are far less likely to be in an accident. These guys are liars.

A Tesla on Full Self-Driving blows through a stop sign at 35mph and nearly collides with two cars. The kicker is that this was during a livestream debate-demo-drive between FSD fan @GerberKawasaki and FSD skeptic @RealDanODowd. This should go without saying, but for an automated system to be at the safety level of a human, this cannot happen. The fact that this occurred yesterday during THIS drive (along with other safety-critical disengagements) should serve as statistical evidence of how frequent this is occurring. IMO, this is the biggest nail in the Tesla FSD coffin.

@traytaymakeup @davenewworld_2 He's voting against minorities and it's costing him money, that's how much he wants to vote against minorities.

I love this gem from a conservative on Reddit

@bristol_pip My favorite part is the car that doesn't even come to a complete stop at a stop sign when there is a person in front of him.

@NateSilver538 Branching out at being wrong in new fields I see.

I would totally have gone (if offered for ~free) on the Titanic cruise sort of suspect of people who claim otherwise.

@DOB_INC I'm rewatching with my kids that are home for the summer and am loving it all over again.

@anylaurie16 He framed that toddler for murder

“A dad gave a loaded gun to a 2 year old” is the only headline.

@emm_a I moved half a mile from my office and I have to cross one street at a light if I walk. I cross four times a day and have to avoid being hit by someone running the light or by someone turning right on red without looking out of their windshield at least once every day.

At the light I cross to get to the grocery store, there’s 6 seconds where I’m allowed to cross. If I miss it, it’s 90 seconds for the rest of the light cycle to come back around. Sometimes I miss the whole 6 seconds from all the drivers running the red.