jillsobule

I've made it! Marge and Lisa say my name, are fans, and imply that I'm a lesbian who wore plaid onstage. I never ever wore plaid onstage! This Sunday! @TheSimpsons #TheSimpsons

even Fox News is having a hard time spinning Trump's first 100 days

Trump Supporter: “How come everyone who goes to college is a Biden supporter?”

Dumb as a box of hammers

Warren made the Rock Hall of Fame. I sure adored him. And he was a mentor to me #warrenzevon

@Noirchick1 Emma Peel!!!

Stephanie Powers as The Girl From UNCLE or Diana Rigg as Emma Peel????

@jmorton78 But, at least Wings had Denny Laine and a bunch of great studio musicians. #musicnerd

@RyanGreeneDNVR @katywinge

INCREDIBLE new art hanging in the Louvre

The Great Wonder: A Vision of the Apocalypse, by Violet Oakley, 1923-24, 📸 via @NBAonTNT

She looks like a misfortune teller.

Put this in the Louvre

@tmorello Haha! Last week, a drunk woman actually shoved me after my show and told me to keep my politics at home. She obviously didn’t know my history

Hot Tub Time Machine?

@jillsobule I want a jet pack too. I had a kickass banana seat bike with chopper handle bars and I pulled that shit off for BMX handlebars and seat. And I painted it blue (was banana yellow) and have regretted it all to this day. Love your vibe ❤️

@acnewsitics That we know of

Look on the bright side, MAGA. George Santos may be a convicted fraud, but he still made history as the first Republican drag queen in Congress.

@S___Elliott Excuse me Stephen. Hayley mills in “The Parent Trap”. And yes, I’m old

It never really works to have the same actor playing twins in a movie. You end up not caring too much about either of them. The obvious exception being Adaptation. My advice to filmmakers making a movie about twins is to have them played by different actors.

So glad that we have Mr. Arroyo and his spray-painted hairline and spackled-on foundation and service to the country of commentating on partisan TV to demonstrate to us what “real” masculinity is.

Making a list of all the Jews doesn't seem like something I want the government to do nytimes.com/2025/04/23/nyr…

Lists of Jews! What could possibly go wrong! theintercept.com/2025/04/23/tru…

“I was vaguely annoyed when I found out about the term Latinx so I voted to cut food safety and cancer research.”

"The Trump 'peace' plan is no such thing; it is an instrument of surrender, and the Ukrainians are unlikely to accept it," @RadioFreeTom writes: theatln.tc/tgxl437o