
Mike Drucker
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Mike Drucker
@MikeDrucker
Emmy-nominated writer and comedian. My book, GOOD GAME; NO REMATCH available now. Newsletter: https://t.co/9mOMgDv353 Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com



The earnest belief women are an oppressor class is mind boggling.

All I did was not text him for 6 hours straight


White people should not be allowed to sit on stoops in Bed-Stuy!! @arooj_aftab


An alien who is in the U.S. temporarily and wants a Green Card must return to their home country to apply. This policy allows our immigration system to function as the law intended instead of incentivizing loopholes. The era of abusing our nation’s immigration system is over.

why did sage seem so happy after losing her powers?


Trump has just announced he will not attend Don Jr's wedding this weekend, due to "circumstances pertaining to Government." Trump's official schedule shows he will be spending the weekend at his golf resort in New Jersey.



Biggest downgrade in television history

🚨 Pardoned Jan 6 insurrectionist Theodore Middendorf s*xually assaulted a 7-year-old. He has now been sentenced to 19 years.

this was so sweet. Stephen Colbert just ended his final episode of The Late Show while singing "Hello, Goodbye" with Paul McCartney. his family and the show's crew then joined them on stage before Paul turned off the lights to the Ed Sullivan Theater

Peter Jackson laments the death of physical media: “You can get Blu-rays and DVDs, but they’re almost a niche product for aficionados now,” Jackson said. “Since they only sell small numbers, no studio wants to put extended features on them or to extend the cuts. We did hours and hours of behind-the-scenes material for The Lord of the Rings DVDs, and so many people have thanked me for doing them. People would watch that stuff over and over again because it inspired them to make films. That’s all gone now, and I think it’s a real shame.” Do you still get real books and DVDs?












