Jillian White

Whoever is in charge at Tonie or Disney/Puxar MAKE A WALL-E TONIE PLEASE MY SON NEEDS IT

Literally. Sorry, the presence of undocumented immigrants does not affect my life whatsoever. Actually, it probably makes my life better in ways I don't usually consider

Luis’s mom when we’re sick: “it’s cause you have the windows open so often, you can’t be letting in too much fresh air!” My mom when we’re sick: “open all the windows and doors you need fresh air to blow the sick away” 🙃

It’s honestly embarrassing that another culture thought of mixing corn, mayonnaise, and cheese before the American Midwest. They should be ashamed.

Spent all day planning on coming home and watching Star Trek with Luis but there’s back to back soccer games on that he wants to watch

I wish there was a rule that any man dressed in a plain boring tux won’t be admitted into the MET Gala

My love for soul food transcends the fact that I’m a white girl from Washington suburbs

How am I doing mentally? Well I totally understand why Van Gogh cut off his ear

The overwhelming desire to quit my job and figure it out later

@oopsghosty Ahh dang I’m in Burlington I was going to say my dog would love it

@oopsghosty Where are you living these days?

My brothers article on the recent sickening attacks on unhoused people in Seattle. Please read and spread the word/messages of kindness and empathy toward all. uwkc.org/news/in-memory…

How many years of working for Peterbilt before I stop thinking “peanut butter” every time I see “PB”

@Rachael_Conrad Hmm Niki

Thinkin’ about the fact that Don Bluth’s recipe for men was basically just to give them a big nose, an undercut, and then make them a big idiot with a heart of gold and y’know what? It really worked.

Had a dream that @ryansbergara was working the drive thru at a Taco Bell as a "passion project" and I was like "oh sweet! I'm grabbing food and headed home to watch Too Many Spirits" and he said "Take these with you as a thanks" and he handed me two 12 packs of beer @wearewatcher

Whoever invented Biscuits and gravy deserves a very high seat in heaven

@shanemadej @wearewatcher really put me on with slow TV, I would like to recommend Time Team the British archeology show its on Amazon and its incredibly heart warming

Don’t even invite me if this isn’t the vibe

Made my mom laugh on the phone earlier and she said "God you're so funny, why don't we live closer?" I can't remember a time I've felt more accomplished and loved