🌊 A Yankee in Texas 🏴‍☠️ ♿♏

So if a person commits a violent crime against others on behalf of a sitting President, they can get a full pardon by that very same President if relected. Very dangerous precedent... ya think????? #dangerous #Jan6thInsurrection cnn.com/2022/09/01/pol…

Just a quick #Hello and Where's my #TwitterBird ?

Hey @perlmutations The neighborhood decided this cutie looks like you. I am a huge fan of yours and ... yeah. I can see it 🤭😎😁 #doppleganger #celebrity #lookalike #handsome

From my neighborhood: nextdoor.com/p/w2JQYkThSCW6…

@Buy_Nothing I had a bag of keys They didn't fit anything I own So before tossing them in the trash, I offered them up in my #BuyNothing group Now my neighbor has a bag of keys that don't fit anything she OR I own. And I didn't even have to deliver!

Everyone is getting in on Buy Nothing Groups in Texas.

I either need a new airline or I need to figure out a way to fly in and out of Austin without ever setting foot in Dallas

@StephenKing Carrie is gateway King. Until one reads Salem's Lot and The Dead Zone, you are not concerned about the mental health of a man named Stephen King. Or the dinner scene in Pet Sematary. Plop.

@elonmusk You should be less worried about your #pronouns and brace yourself for your #Texas TowNouns. Poor Performance Shrinkage Low range and energy. I hope your customers have the rest of the month off. #ElonTheSnowflake

My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci

LOL, Republicans are "warning" that releasing trump’s tax returns could lead to the release of SCOTUS Justices' tax returns. So you're saying we'll finally know who paid all of Brett Kavanaugh's bills? DO IT.

For '2023, skip the NY xresolutions. it is a new_osh did ewell. 5geklloncept here’s the explanation. (Borrowed from ideas.org) The “One little word” concept means pack the #66 What single 'word would you pick as

#ornamentoftheday Glass beaded angels. Made by my precious Cindy Ferree ... 12? 15? Years ago. instagram.com/p/CXdyLpUMNXl/…

Did somebody order a rainbow martini?? #OrnamentOfTheDay #PJHXmas

-My wife and I used to meet ⁦@Starbucks⁩ when we were dating long distance. -When my dad was fighting cancer, he would muster up the energy to take the family to Starbucks. -Starbucks is part of most road trips. -My kid loves taking my dog here. #ornamentoftheday

The kitchen tree is food ornament themed. I also add on any new ornaments I get as gifts and include my annual @Starbucks ornament. Here is your #ornamentoftheday! 🎄#popcorn

Ornament of the Day. Family Camping outing at Timber Trails. 2014. #campinglife #ornamentoftheday

Can I get that to go? It’s a new @Starbucks #OrnamentOfTheDay! #PJHXmas

The only dated ornament we could find the year we got engaged. #ornamentoftheday

Cannot decide between a classic Maker’s Mark or a small batch bourbon from the James B Beam Distilling Co? Today’s #OrnamentOfTheDay is a bit of both! #PJHXmas

There’s a lot of Disney on the #PJHXmas Tree but this giant bauble celebrating 50 years of Walt Disney World Florida is the latest arrival! #OrnamentOfTheDay