Sir Ternlynot, an MP

@fundmyfund @alphafox @grok @sanity Why are people so fucking thick?

@alphafox @grok why are there so few men in Latvia

BRB, moving to Latvia: 🙌

@Keri_Anne93 @bernardooooV3 Maybe if Leagues 1 and 2 count…

@bernardooooV3 City aren’t overtaking Liverpool 😆🤣

Major trophies won by English clubs (league titles, European competitions, CWC, FA Cups and League Cups): Liverpool — 52 Manchester United — 46 Manchester City — 30 Arsenal — 30 Chelsea — 29 Aston Villa — 21 We’ll top this list in a decade or so.

@rudkin_abigail Fabigail, as always!

Your usual painting reveal 🖼️ The original is available to buy, drop me a dm if interested ✨

@Dominos_UK Fifty fucking quid

tell a sad story in 3 words

@keelyhodgkinson Fastest split of anyone in the race….. 🤯

Me running 23.4 through 200m has me gagggeedd lmao, sometimes I surprise myself!!!??!!😂😂

@racingblogger You mean time to play for penalties and fuck it up….

Today’s the day we lift the trophy at Wembley. Let’s go boys….time to shine! 🔴⚪️

@XMartinsMusicX Tom Waits and Leonard Cohen

My Top 10 Favourite Male Singers/Artists... who are you adding? 1. David Bowie 2. Bob Dylan 3. Lou Reed 4. John Lennon 5. Paul Weller 6. Stevie Wonder 7. Morrissey 8. Johnny Cash 9. Marvin Gaye 10. Neil Young

@AnythingLFC_ Signing wankers

What one decision do you think we got wrong in the summer transfer window?

@TheExtremeMusi1 Queen

Which band would you love to have seen at their peak???

@oelma__ No, we go through windows

@DavidBowieGlam So many “album tracks” were far superior to the Top 10 stuff….

I always find it very strange when ‘a top ten’ of David Bowie songs doesn’t include lesser known tracks. For example, Win, Sweet Thing, Five Years, Dollar Days, I’m Deranged, Bewlay Bros, Panic In Detroit, Stay, You’ve Been Around etc. Anyone agree with the top 10 on this video?

Last night me & the gals had a day out in Londonistan. A person on the tube told me to stop eating my Crème egg because it was offensive to her . So Christian chocolates are now harem in my country ?? 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

@Amy_Moll99 💯

Casino is gooooood but it’s Goodfellas> ALWAYS

@rebekkarnold He’s gone further in the Champions League than Newcastle have….

What do you want him to do? He broke his fucking leg? 😂😂😂

In an international match between Sweden national football team and Norway national football team ⚽, players prepare for a corner kick while the stadium watches the play closely. Suddenly a yellow cat 😺 climbs up the corner flag, surprising players, referees and fans in the stands. Cameras zoom in as everyone laughs at the unexpected visitor on the field

@AskPaddyPower You settled my winning bet as a loser and your “help” centre doesn’t understand English

Good morning folks! ☀️If anyone requires any assistance, we are at our desks, ready to help until midnight with any queries you might have 💪 We wish you the best of luck & have a great day!🍀

Anyone know what £10 on a 760/1 returns?

I’ve just gone and landed this 58/1 UCL treble WTAF😂😭😂

@TheAnonymousBet Fake

What’s your decision here? Cash out 8,700 or trust Liverpool for 10,800?

@SkySportsPL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Is Declan Rice the best all-round midfielder in the world? 🔴🤔