Jimmy

Is anyone else troubled that the Secret Service apparently didn’t land a single shot fired at the gunman? Maybe I’m wrong but I would’ve thought he would be shot at least once. Am I wrong?

He’s a great governor, and the country would be better off (IMO) if we had 49 more just like him. But would you support another Ron DeSantis presidential primary campaign?

As a Boomer or Gen X'er, how many times have you started a response to a post and, in the middle of writing it, you realize you just don't care enough to finish responding to it?

Yes.........life is grand

Wipe them out. They and many others don't understand, nor do they care about diplomacy.. We are in a very different world now that spun out of control because it was allowed by the very people you speak of. You want to save this country then fight like a LION!

Good morning y’all ☕️Hope your day is as fabulous as you are ❤️🇺🇸

A cardinal made a nest in my airplane plant on the porch and laid 3 large eggs in it.

Good morning y'all! Happy Tuesday from Texas!

Can a woman like this enter the church?

I would like to hear someone say I'm still yummy at 45

I asked Grok to give me a picture of the greatest female rock and roll vocalist and this is what I got. Who's the greatest female rock and roll vocalist?

Would you go shooting with her?

Who’s the worst comedian here? A) Eddie Murphy B) Dave Chappelle C) Kevin Hart D) Chris Rock

MEMPHIS MAN ARRESTED AFTER TRYING TO TRADE HIS WIFE FOR A USED BASS BOAT AND $400 (PLUS A LITTLE SOMETHING TO SWEETEN THE DEAL) MEMPHIS, TN — Because apparently Craigslist was down, a 54-year-old Memphis man wandered into Bass Pro Shops on Tuesday morning and attempted to negotiate what he confidently described as a “fair market trade”: his wife of 23 years… for a slightly questionable 14-foot aluminum fishing boat and $400 cash. Authorities say Ronnie Buckley-Jenkins approached the boat counter at exactly 11:14 a.m. (because of course he did), pointed at a boat priced at $4,200, and asked, “What would it take to walk outta here with that one?” When the associate gave him the price, Ronnie countered with a package deal that included: His wife, Denise $400 cash A bag of frozen catfish “to close the deal” Bold strategy. Shockingly, the employee did not immediately ring it up. Ronnie then stood at the counter for 41 minutes… just marinating in confidence. During that time, he presented a printed document titled “WIFE-FOR-BOAT TRANSFER AGREEMENT” (yes, in all caps, because professionalism). Highlights from the masterpiece include: A 14-day return policy (because customer satisfaction matters) A notarization by his cousin… who is absolutely not a notary A “best features” section listing “doesn’t snore” and “can clean a bass” An “as-is condition disclosure,” because we’re keeping things honest A checkbox marked “VERY GENTLY USED” (sir…) Meanwhile, Denise was sitting in the truck outside, completely unaware she had been bundled into a clearance deal next to a boat with a hole in the hull. The Bass Pro employee did what any reasonable human would do: pretended to “check with a manager” and immediately called the police. When deputies arrived, things only got better: Denise reportedly responded with a deeply philosophical, “He WHAT.” Ronnie insisted the trade was “fair market value” The boat… again… had a hole in it The employee was later offered a $50 gift card for surviving the interaction Denise has since filed for divorce, citing what legal experts are now calling “the boat thing.” When asked for comment, Ronnie stood by his decision, stating, “It came with a trolling motor.” Denise, however, offered a slightly different perspective: “I have a job. I have a HOME. I did not sign up to be traded like a dented canoe.” Somewhere in Memphis, a Bass Pro employee is still staring into the middle distance, wondering how their day went from selling fishing gear to rejecting a human barter system straight out of 1823...

side from rapists, which set of people deserves to be beaten with this