Jim Bell

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Jim Bell

@JimMinusWilson

I am Jim. I live next door to my lovely friend Jackie and the others. I did have a dog called Wilson but his dollops killed him. Now I have Milson. Shalom.

Katılım Haziran 2018

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Jim Bell@JimMinusWilson·10 May

So, am I allowed to go and see Jackie?

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Jim Bell@JimMinusWilson·15 Oca

Boris to the rest of the Tories every night in lockdown

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Jim Bell@JimMinusWilson·6 Nis

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Angellica Bell@angellicabell·24 Mar

@professorbosoms @itvMLshow @JimMinusWilson He's my brother.

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Jim Bell@JimMinusWilson·10 Mar

Me going to Jackie’s every Friday night/ Jackie saying I can’t go in

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Jim Bell@JimMinusWilson·8 Mar

Actual footage of the Queen watching the Meghan & Harry documentary tonight

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Jim Bell@JimMinusWilson·22 Şub

Everyone in the UK on June 21st

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Jim Bell@JimMinusWilson·14 Şub

Are you married to a dead dog?

Gerard Stewart@Gerard_stewart

Bit of a theme in our house this year 🤦‍♂️🤣 #shalom @JimMinusWilson

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Jim Bell@JimMinusWilson·5 Şub

The only Jackie I need in my life

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Jim Bell@JimMinusWilson·20 Oca

Shalom @JoeBiden Why was I not asked to perform at your inorgasmation? Here is my audition

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Jim Bell@JimMinusWilson·14 Oca

The UK government deciding what to give families as substantial food for a week

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Jim Bell@JimMinusWilson·13 Oca

Fuck off Adam

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Jim Bell@JimMinusWilson·4 Oca

Can only see Jackie now if I go for a jog or in Aldi

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Jim Bell@JimMinusWilson·4 Oca

Boris trying to keep the country under control

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Jim Bell@JimMinusWilson·1 Oca

Jackie, I fancy you

Scott Bryan@scottygb

Tell your crush you fancy them. fuck it why not. we’ve had a year.

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Jim Bell@JimMinusWilson·30 Ara

Boris being asked how many different tiers he wants to dish out this week

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Jim Bell@JimMinusWilson·27 Ara

All of these people getting engaged and I can’t even get any of Jackie’s crimble crumble

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Jim Bell@JimMinusWilson·25 Ara

Festive greetings to everyone except Martin who’s a prick

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Jim Bell@JimMinusWilson·23 Ara

Tier 16 is where you wake up every morning and Wilson dies in front of you

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Jim Bell@JimMinusWilson·20 Ara

RIP Horrible Grandma

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