Jim Train

The Houston Astros are 6-10, which is a Houston number. They’ll probably be 7-13 by the end of the week, which is another Houston number. Hopefully they don’t reach 8-32, and thankfully 2-81 and 3-46 are already out of the question.

@acdmma_ Hope this account checks the stats for the white house event. Then talk

The UFC recorded their WORST ever Miami gate of the modern era last night 😬 1. UFC 299 (O’Malley vs Vera 2 - $14M) 2. UFC 287 (Pereira vs Adesanya 2 - $12M) 3. UFC 314 (Volkanovski vs Lopez - $11M) 4. UFC 327 (Prochazka vs Ulberg - $7M)

@JoshuaTown3699 @JomboyMedia @TalkinBaseball_ Fuck the buckeye shit fan base that literally root for a nut😂🤡 glad they're still crying about Michigan cheating. Miserable POS Ohio State always wish they were the Wolverines 🤡

@JomboyMedia @TalkinBaseball_ Good. Fuck the CHEATIN’ ASTROS! And entire POS Scumbag Franchise!

Jose Altuve stole second base and advanced to third on Cal Raleigh's errant throw, but was sent back because the home plate ump interfered with Cal Altuve was then picked off by Logan Gilbert with some help from Josh Naylor's deke

@Super_Sodiq Gives Eugene Vibes

No insult intended. Does anyone who knows him irl know if he is mentally challenged?

@dodgersrpeit @SleeperAstros Learn to read dumbass, my tweet was about your beloved cheater Dookie Betts who you love... Search what Hypocrite means then look at the mirror. Cheater lover

@JimTrain2K17 @SleeperAstros At least you admit that the Astros are dirt bag cheaters! Thanks! That’s all I needed!

Still to this day I believe this is one of the most underrated moments of the Astros Golden Era. The buildup of whether the ball was going to go out or not was forever long and the crowd pop makes it 10x better.

@BBGreatMoments Remind me what age Clemens was in 2005? Win Loss record shouldn't matter nearly as much when getting horrid run support just like Nolan has absolutely nothing to do with the pitcher

You’re building a four-man pitching rotation, everyone in their prime. Who do you cut?

RT if your team is leading the league in any of these categories after the first week of the season 👀

@dodgersrpeit @SleeperAstros Lol clown tweets Mookie Betts who cheated him out of the 2018 world series. Hypocrisy is real y'all 🤡🤡🤡

@SleeperAstros Nobody respects the Astros nor counts any of their “championships”.

"he gets injured" to talk shit about LMJ while talking on a post about Luis Garcia who constantly got injured after a few seasons .. My Gawd 🤡🤡🤡

It's called a contract, you'd think someone who "knows baseball" knows the answer to her dumbass question. Hope the 9ks pissed off this fake ass fan tonight

@mizkcmo @MLB @astros Remember when the Eagles beat the brakes off the Chiefs in the super bowl & all their bandwagon fans like you & Swifties were crying... We remember 😅😂 Texans beat your ass last season too.. remember pussy?

@MLB @astros Anybody else remember that time he cheated?

Jose Altuve's 42nd career 4-hit game! 🤩

@YankeeDaily99 @RedSox Hey Yankees we needed you to beat the Mariners today but you suck. Then come talk shit on a night your team was ass. What's Judges batting average, asking for a friend 🤡🤡🤡

@RedSox LMAOOOOO THIS TEAM WONT WIN 70 GAMES ROMAN “THE PHENOM” ANTHONY FEELING DANGEROUS WITH A 0-4😤😤😤😤😤😤😤🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 LOLOLOL RED SOX ARE PATHETIC🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

FINAL: Astros 8, #RedSox 1

@RedSox Thank You for our 2017 championship Alex Cora. #Chasethefight

*Betters

Our boys are gonna piss a lot of letters off this season! Happy #OpeningDay #AstrosTwitter #ChaseTheFight

@SwampYankeeCT @espn The city loves basketball & Sports. Just last night Toyota Center hosted NCAA march madness, we got selected and just hosted WBC, the Fifa World Cup will be here soon. Fertittas know what they're doing bud

@espn Look forward to Houston failing again. Rot in hell, Fertitta.

Breaking: The Connecticut Sun franchise is being sold to the Fertitta family to bring the WNBA back to Houston for a record-breaking price for a WNBA team of $300 million, sources confirmed to ESPN on Friday. This news was first reported by the PaperCity Magazine of Houston.

@Dayo94253816 @espn The city loves basketball & Sports. Just last night Toyota Center hosted NCAA march madness, we got selected as a WBC host city, the World Cup will be here soon. Fertittas know what they're doing bud

@espn Fertitta's throwing 300M at ghosts. Houston already killed this franchise once. Different owner, same market, same problem. History doesn't care about your wallet.

Proud dad moment for 15-year MLB veteran Carl Crawford after his son Justin's Major League debut 🫶

PLAY BALL! ⚾️

@motown_maniac @JackSmiley006 @MLBONFOX Every player who sucks today that didn't play in the WBC can blame Spring Training by your logic 🤡🤡🤡

@JackSmiley006 @MLBONFOX The workload. Happened to Logan Webb too. Are you stupid?

Paul Skenes didn't make it out of the 1st inning in his #OpeningDay start: - 0.2 IP - 4 H - 2 BB - 5 ER A 67.50 ERA to start the 2026 season.