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@amoots B

Which one are you? 🤭🍟

@CallMeK1123 A mutual admiration society?

what’s it called when someone thinks they’re trolling you but you’ve been trolling them the whole time?

Conversation with my mom💀👀🤣: Mom on WhatsApp after sending me a kiss “😘” emoji: “Hey! My emoji moves!” Me: “Really? It doesn’t on my end.” Mom: “Touch it. Tap it.” Me: “Solicitation’s illegal, mom.” Mom: “Morgan!😱” Hey, at least no one can accuse us of being boring💀🤣

@TheFigen_ Amazing

She is wow!

@TheHappySlut1 Dallas has one from 7:30 to Midnight tonight.

There is a tornado watch which means Midwest folk will keep enjoying the outdoors without worry. If it’s not a warning we don’t pay it any mind.

@Scorpio_Karen18 I enjoy your photos.

Why is it always the women (usually hiding behind anon accounts) who come for me the most? 😏 I really trigger those jealousies and insecurities don’t I sweetheart? How sad for you. I hope you find self-love one day. Beauty is after all in the mind and heart of a person. Oops! Doing it again! Naughty naughty me 🤭😉

@JoMaddenSports Number 74 Merlin Olsen

Let's hear it 💭

Someone told me they “want to learn Spanish & you live in Spain.” Okay… and how exactly does me living in Spain magically make me a Spanish tutor for complete strangers who’ve decided to barge into my DMs🤔💀🤣?? I’d be an awful tutor anyway- I have zero patience👀🤣.

@ill_Scholar The Mayan Civilization was the most peaceful.

Which is your favorite? And why? (Why is it the Maya, the clearly superior Civilization)

@ByBellaArtist She's got a nice body, but it's not what I look for in a woman. Every man has a different idea of what a is a perfect body.

I keep hearing that if you want to make money from writing, you're better off writing screenplays. But for some reason, that just doesn't appeal to me. What's stopping you? #writingcommunity

@hidinghoney The toes are different colors, how cool.

Happy Friday!🐿 Why isn't there a squirrel emoji

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@Bee__witched Those are tasty thighs.

I hate when people call my Phone…. I don’t use it for that

@Clarabell045788 No, American Express, please.

If you had to choose between the love of your life or an unlimited credit card that you never had to pay back which one would you choose… Visa or Mastercard 😁

@h1k1ngcr0ch3t12 Yes, you're looking sexy.

youtu.be/B_OQq1d37lc Is this guy the boss you wish you had? Or, do you just love his accent so much you can't resist the wisdom of his observations? Garry Ridge is the former CEO of WD-40, a company that’s filled with employees who absolutely LOVE their jobs. It’s actually kind of crazy. In countless surveys conducted over many years, the level of job satisfaction at WD-40 is off-the-charts. The question is why, and Garry has spent the last few years answering that question all over the world. Today, he answers it here, and in the process, gives me a few tips on how to be a better boss. His advice is excellent. Whether or not I take it of course, is another matter…