Jim Slong

GURLLLL WE DONT GIVE A FUCK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 MY COCK IS FULL OF POOP MY COCK IS FULL OF POOP MY COCK IS FULL OF POOP MY COCK IS FULL OF POOP MY COCK IS FULL OF POOP

i love tiktok sometimes

@vrsertonin When you’re a poop cutter and you accidentally hit your fresh poop against the edge of a toilet

when you’re a thigh cutter and you accidentally hit your fresh cuts against the edge of a table

@Choice_Cutz000 How about say gex?

Boooooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

@greatestbkfacts I did not like this tweet

@depressionlesss He deserves a platter of milk

He’s being taken to the vet like some poor medieval prisoner 😭😂

If I had one of those huge beauty marks on my cheek I think I’d scoop it out of my skin. But like in an Ash Trevino way not a Marilyn Monroe way.

@heykizuna Sloppy Joe

starts with S and we all love it? 👀

ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

@Choice_Cutz000 Email me

The idea of fucking one of your friends because they dont wanna be a virgin anymore and youre only just helping out a little

@Jim_Slong Remember when I got you to drink wine and tequila and you almost threw up in the fucking lunchroom

I don’t have plans involving alcohol later I just like this little birdie

Man I just wanted to see the silly mouse do a silly dance

@Celadon_VA There may be souls trapped in those videos but there’s a fart trapped in my butt

i keep getting these cat in the hat clips with guts’ theme in the background with the most haunting captions. there are souls trapped in these videos and i get one every 6 scrolls 😭

@Choice_Cutz000 Not even joking this made me snort and I got snot on my phone. I hope you’re happy

When im 18 drinks deep trying to act sober and the cop says follow his finger and does some shit like this