Jimmy Franklin

my sister just named her baby Theo which i can only assume is short for Theohiostateuniversity

I’m kind of bummed someone named all the roads already we would have had fun with that

is restless leg syndrome cardio

I used to think all this time on Twitter would have a negative impact on my life but now part of my job is providing feedback on my brand team’s tweets before they go out Forget the degree This was my training all along

Last night a club promoter pulled us from the Joe’s Pizza line, bought our pizza, and was bragging about how his club was dead but is ~different~ because they don’t require vax cards Sir How could you be so off about our stance on covid but so spot on about our stance on pizza

Do not walk and look at your phone or you WILL accidentally kick a rat several feet across the sidewalk and it MAY feel justified but it WILL haunt you and you MAY never feel beautiful again

my first week living in New York someone said they went to Wesleyan and I said oh yeah I’ve heard of it, like Ohio or Indiana? and they were like no

Don’t forget to do all your back to school shopping on big milk

Inviting me to grab drinks when it’s sweaty weather isn’t called happy hour it’s called being a bad friend

You ever buy croutons to make a salad because you want that good crunch but then forget to buy lettuce or dressing…or salad so now it’s Thursday night and you’re unsupervised eating handfuls of croutons from the bag me neither haha I’m actually at a party or reading a book

Any time i meet up with friends from out of town now I just spend the whole time trying to process: 1) We’re in the same room 2) Woah that’s so cool 3) This is not a normal occurrence

It has come to my attention that Kesha may not have been writing her music for me, a child, in 2009

“I moved to New York City” is the adult version of “study abroad changed my life”

At this point I would give anything to tap thru 10 minutes of a concert on your snap story you’ve earned it

You support small businesses? Ok Log onto facebook marketplace and buy my “Used - Good” ikea furniture then

Just got a “u up” text from my local CVS as if I didn’t drop everything for the vaccine last week

Spring Break??? Nah we taking Summer Vaxcations

You are not a young adult chef until you have accumulated a chaotic collection of herbs and spices covering the 4 categories of sweet, salty, spicy, and green

I hate pretending I have a unique, elite taste in music only to find out every song I’ve ever listened to is in some spotify created playlist called mood vibes indie grunch

My adult brain: the fifth third bank logo is five slash three and cannot hurt you My childhood perceptions persisting: the fifth third bank logo is a surprised face raising one eyebrow and looking to the side in fear...what has it seen

I live alone so that buffalo chicken dip last night was meal prep