Bronson Mallooey

Ashamed of nothing, offended by everything, contributing to nothing, entitled to everything. Who am I?

Who remembers these?

@Shaqberoland “Incredibler”

Gay son takes a 3-1 lead

Just shed a tear at dinner. Live band playing Pearl Jam’s “Black”. That song got me through my 3rd divorce.

@TittyT5003 Depends how close they are. If they’re driving by right in front. Yes. If you snipe em 200 yds out. No.

Is it a dick move to hit the person picking the range?

Speaking of bass… anyone have a review on these things?

Would you rather catch 20 dinks in 50 casts or 1 hoss in 100 casts?

Am I the only one that isn’t really into UFC? I mean I’ll watch it if it’s on, but definitely not my first choice

#HotTake Nick Dunlap has the hottest girlfriend/wife out of any professional athlete.

Just hopped on the childhood Minecraft world. That’s all.

“This is what movies is made of” -KAT

Can’t charge my phone bc the outlet is looser than a promiscuous college sorority girl. #fuckme

Give “Telephone Line” by Electric Light Orchestra a listen. Got me through some tough times. #letitringforevermore

#hottaketuesday (even though it’s not Tuesday) John Mayer is the best living guitarist. In no particular order, give me Stevie Ray Vaughan, John Mayer, and Mark Knopfler as top 3 guitarists all time. (Derek Trucks is also hella good) #fingerpicking

Been on a Marshall Tucker Band kick recently. Forgot how good these folks were. #southernpride

Keith Urban’s new yacht rock album is 🔥. #flowstate

June flight is better than prime LeBron. #changemymind

The dinner scene in “Heat” (1995) is top 2 not 2 scenes of all time. @Tommy_Beans9

Kendrick Perkins is the boy.

@BOC_Gamecock My god I’d tear that up. I know she’s got a nice bush.

Can I say something??