Carl Hughes

This is the greatest moment of my life. My lad meeting my hero 💙 #EFCawayday

Today’s certified Yacht Rock song of the day: Steely Dan Saturday!! Deacon Blues Steely Dan 1977 Yachtski scale score 91 My score 92 The aging hipster, the Dan’s favorite writing subject…after recreational pharmaceuticals of course…

It takes some referee to watch this and think, ‘I’d best book the keeper’

Well that was a great start 😫

Meet the New York Ripper 🪝See you in Season 2 👀  #DexterResurrection

Probably the best summation of the disparity of treatment between Everton and Chelsea’s (courtesy of @AHunterGuardian)

@sciencegirl Imodium

Kids today will never understand the euphoria of seeing one of these being rolled into class.

The “why won’t this fucking drawer open” starter pack.

The level of disrespect shown towards this chocolate bar is almost criminal.

The King of Yacht Rock, Michael McDonald, was born on this day in 1952. McDonald has won five Grammys, sang backing vocals for Steely Dan, was the frontman for The Doobie Brothers, and co-wrote and performed the ultimate yacht rock song, “What a Fool Believes”.

Harry Wilson clearly wishes he was in Blue today 😄

If only we could play away every week

@NoContextHumans Sean Dyche appointed

Go👇

🗣️“I bloody will do it again in fact had I been a bit more mobile I would have done a knee slide” - David Moyes on being booked for celebrating on the pitch after Beto’s

I’m not quite in the Moyes out camp yet but I can see why some are getting fed up with him. The amount of times we have had the chance to climb the league and not done it is beyond 😫

@YoutubeFFTV Just be prepared for the most boring football you’ll ever see , pressers where he blames everyone but himself, tales of Gaffers day and above all else totally joyless Football. Other than that he is fine.

You have to have nothing but respect for Everton fans. How they survived Sean Dyche for as long as they did and kept their sanity needs to be studied and documented. Everton fan's any tips are greatly welcomed and appreciated it #NFFC #EFC

@in_yacht @TheDoobieBros Why is this not a Public holiday by now?

“What a Fool Believes” by The Doobie Brothers made its debut on the Billboard Hot 100 on this day in 1979, entering at #73. The song went on to spend 20 weeks on the chart and peaked at #1 on April 14, 1979.

Who scouted Thierno Barry? The Toffees. 😏😅

Aston Villa at home: W W W W W W W W W W W L Then along came Thierno Barry 🏹