Jimmy “Lanker” Rodgers

@BillHadcock @UncleRon699 Wayne, Sad to see you go man. Good luck soldier. - Jim

Hello all—been a minute but I thought I’d share. I’ve officially reached “unc” status. Downgraded from 6mg wintergreen, ihop, and game of thrones to no zyns, Taco Bell, and hunger games. Mind you—I’m sober. Call in the marines @UncleRon699, we’ve reached DEFCON1.

The boys are currently rolling into Biloxi. “How to count cards” “Are we going red or black first” “How to make guaranteed profit” #preparation #lockin

@Bigfudgefergy Double whammy in full effect here Fudge. What can we expect nowadays

White boys are #up once again. White boy summer off to a hot start if you ask me. #shrink

Drinking solo at the local bowling alley bar. Deuce Tatum is still gay. Naz Reid legacy game incoming. #JBrunzEffect

Hello beautiful #mangowit #goldenhour @IndianCarribean

@judeerickson123 Glue guy

The Shane Battier of snacks. Solid option off the bench, a little dry, gets the job done, could be considered healthy.

@UncleRon699 Edmonton

Don’t let me drink another. Talk to me Lanker. @JimmyLanker39

Never a doubt

Is it crazy I’m still debating the over here? I mean they are college kids but this score could realistically be 101-100… BYU with 101 of course #whitepower

Ooh look at me, I’m Josh Allen. I’m 6’5”, an NFL MVP, and I can eagle a par 5 on BDS. I’m practically better than you in every aspect of life. Fuck you man, let me eat my chick fil a after the gym in peace

@BillHadcock @UncleRon699 Bill, I’m afraid the void is approaching. Best of luck on the other side soldier. - Jim

Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Game of thrones. iHop hash browns and tres leches pancakes. Wintergreen zyns. Tuesday night. Gonna need some backup on the one. @UncleRon699 @JimmyLanker39

@UncleRon699 This picture is you, me, and @Bigfudgefergy rotting in another lifetime

As i stand here pissing (Like a Man), i can only help but think what each of these Zyns stories are. Like Native Tribes from foreign territories but now have interconnected. Each tell a story, 12 beers, a divorce, a 9-5, an addiction. That’s all. -The Destroyer #RonsRebuttle

@Publix Maria, No prob. I went to the south Nigeria location - Jim

@JimmyLanker39 Thanks for the love, what store did you visit? ⇝Maria

Thank you Shinji for crafting these beautiful rolls. @Publix get this man a raise

@DelectableJuMei I believe the chef is related to you right? Shinji Takahashi is the boy

@JimmyLanker39 Hell yeah jank

Last spicy tuna $5 Wednesday #giva

Bold predictions for the rest of the tournament: -Maryland beats UF in a walk off fashion similar to last week -Duke keeps steam rolling until the Final 4 where Flagg sells late in game against Houston/Kentucky -Michigan St. outlasts the rest and comes home with the chip

@AlexNewman55 I am tired of seeing this Canes slander wtf. Are we really comparing slim chickens now 🥴

Slims > Canes

@robmclovin124 JTerrorist

Thanks a lot you terrorist. Just lost my mortgage, wife, and kids because you decided to fuck around on the last few holes. New least favorite golfer on tour