Jimmy Shubert

We're becoming dumber as a species and I'm tired of it! The dumbest thing you could do, though, is not watch my special #ZeroTolerance on @Vimeo. Don't be an idiot, go watch it! 📺: bit.ly/zer0tolerance

If you're going to Yelp me, get it right.

The only cross-breeding I support.

The only 2 photos men should care about.

I've got them all memorized.

I got stuck behind this clown today...

“People like real authentic comedy, and I think that they would prefer that than some watered down, corporate boardroom bulls**t,” stand-up comedian Andrew Schulz said. trib.al/N6RYF3d

"When you eliminate context, you eliminate nuance, you eliminate intent, there’s no comedy. There's no satire. There’s no free speech." - @JewdyGold

That's not going to help you whatsoever!

Happy Independence Day! 🌭🇺🇲 #4thofjuly

@houseofcomedytx Thank You #plano #texas for a great week full of great shows! Thanks to all those who came out!🤘

🎤 Last Comic Standing Finalist, and regular on King of Queens, we are thrilled to have @JimmyShubert with us at @houseofcomedytx June 30 - July 3! Come have a laugh with us at Shops At Legacy North! 🎟: ecs.page.link/GswEM #plano #planotx #dallas #dallastx

🎤 Last Comic Standing Finalist, and regular on King of Queens, we are thrilled to have @JimmyShubert with us at @houseofcomedytx June 30 - July 3! Come have a laugh with us at Shops At Legacy North! 🎟: ecs.page.link/GswEM #plano #planotx #dallas #dallastx

🎤 Last Comic Standing Finalist, and regular on King of Queens, we are thrilled to have @JimmyShubert with us at @houseofcomedytx June 30 - July 3! Come have a laugh with us at Shops At Legacy North! 🎟: ecs.page.link/GswEM #plano #planotx #dallas #dallastx

🎤 Last Comic Standing Finalist, and regular on King of Queens, we are thrilled to have @JimmyShubert with us at @houseofcomedytx June 30 - July 3! Come have a laugh with us at Shops At Legacy North! 🎟: ecs.page.link/GswEM #plano #planotx #dallas #dallastx

If you're in Plano, TX come spend your holiday weekend with me @houseofcomedytx I'm here tonight thru Sunday! tx.houseofcomedy.net/attraction/jim… #jimmyshubert #4thofjuly #independenceday

@JimmyShubert @houseofcomedytx Lucky Plano Texas to have you Jimmy ❤️❤️❤️❤️

🎤 Last Comic Standing Finalist, and regular on King of Queens, we are thrilled to have @JimmyShubert with us at @houseofcomedytx June 30 - July 3! Come have a laugh with us at Shops At Legacy North! 🎟: ecs.page.link/GswEM #plano #planotx #dallas #dallastx

🎤 Last Comic Standing Finalist, and regular on King of Queens, we are thrilled to have @JimmyShubert with us at @houseofcomedytx June 30 - July 3! Come have a laugh with us at Shops At Legacy North! 🎟: ecs.page.link/GswEM #plano #planotx #dallas #dallastx

Maybe all the flight cancelations and delays are because even the pilots don't want to fly!

🎤 Last Comic Standing Finalist, and regular on King of Queens, we are thrilled to have @JimmyShubert with us at @houseofcomedytx June 30 - July 3! Come have a laugh with us at Shops At Legacy North! 🎟: ecs.page.link/GswEM #plano #planotx #dallas #dallastx

Plano! Spend 4th of July weekend with me June 30th-July 3rd @houseofcomedytx Link for tickets: tx.houseofcomedy.net/attraction/jim… #jimmyshubert #planotx #houseofcomedy #4thofjuly