Jimmy Chonga

Gonna black out tonight in honor of big cat. Didn’t die. Just got another dui. The Tiger never dies.

Some douche bag was logo farming with his Valhalla tees at KD golf tournament today. #lank

Worst news of the week

@BobbyPlant68 Hearing they’re taking over the DTD gay strip club next year when they get enough members

Chi psi has been a little too quiet recently … I think they’re plotting something

@JimmyBraddz Jimmy are we thinking about the same thing

@Jimmy_chonga69 I couldn’t sleep last night after the bad news bomb from last night.

Honestly was expecting worse.

@JimmyJohson19 Non ball knower Jim

@Jimmy_chonga69 Dude what the hell is this

I don’t remember a thing I did last night. Safe to say we had a good night then.

Luke Ferrelli has a 2 million dollar NIL contract but can’t tip on a 25 dollar tab at the bar. Interesting.

Some might say we pro shopped a little too hard today.

Drinking things you can’t afford in places you can’t afford.

Will be making an Ohio’s Tate Mintzy style recap following my friend around the beach this week. It will be awesome.

Done with school for the week. Going to the beach and players on Sunday. Sitting by the pool. Spring break. Life is good. Except still no formal date. Fuck.

Just realized formals in 25 days and Jimmy still doesn’t have a date. Uh oh. Time to cook.

Would love to see Mary Kate’s Snapchat 1 year memories tomorrow.

Just saw a dude walking around campus in a make tangos great again hoodie. Yeah #shrink that.

Owen Paino is a terrorist

Forgot you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife

Mom sent me $50 for texting her happy Valentine’s Day this morning. #expand

Rebel ball is back.