Jimmy Snyder

So I havent posted this on social media ever but a few years back some good friends asked me to be a sperm donor. After years of trying the homies finally got pregnant and little Amelia was born. I’ve never loved anything more in my entire life

Shoutout to my Grandma for always letting me hit her vape! Total legend 💨 Also, she’s totally still alive. Just wanted to shout her out 💨

Hitting the road with my best fucking friends in @CapstanBand in a few days. Pull through and say what’s up 🍻🤘

At least Mike Vrabel doesn’t have to cut half his penis off now right @Patriots ? #SuperBowl #gameover

So I told a random Jimmy esq tale to a random ass lady who I guess is a random ass “agent” so now I’m randomly gonna go on the Kill Tony show I guess 🤷‍♂️ @Shanemgillis

Homie shit

Thanks for all the bday love. See y’all at the LA show I guess

Lol

@telephonejode @waterparks @awsten @PARXAFTERDARK2 @underscoregeoff It’s sick! People would buy that 10/10

LEAKED pictures of parx’ new merch!!!!!! (For legal reason ,Awsten,if you see this, please dont sue me this is a joke)

Yo. Just updating you homies

End of year jams with my best fuckin homies

Damn Whole ass year since my last real breakfast beer or a shot of my beloved @JagermeisterUSA This isn’t a pat me on the back post. Just a reminder to all those struggling or trying to better themselves to remember one step at a time. Day by day. Hour by hour Y’all got this 🍻

Yo thanks for fuckin jammin the @throathardcore shit! 🙏 Appreciate you all. Probs drop like 3 more songs or some shit. Who cares. Life is short. Enjoy it while you can

@JustinHerzig Fred Lane

football is back you know what to do name a forgotten RB to celebrate

@UMUnderdog open.spotify.com/track/5BqkK7Q5…

Who’s got new music🔥

@FRONZ1LLA Omfg before @tacobell sponsored us with those $5 cards. It was that or stealing bakery goods from Walmart

The year is 2007. I'm broke as shit. I roll in with 70¢ in my pocket to play this game and I eat for a day 🔥

Yo my band @throathardcore dropped two songs today. Do me a favor and jam at least 30 seconds of em so I get enough streams to buy my brother Lucas a bday present! Thanks! Love you all 😘

@stupid4kaia Homies

HAPPY JIMMYVERSARY TO MEEEEEEE (it has officially been a year since @Jimmy_las randomly appeared in my workplace)!!!!!

Been a minute. New Screaming music on Friday. Hit the link below if we’re still Twitter homies Where My Demons Reside" on Spotify: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/th… (powered by @distrokid)

@DaddyDuggan @thrashermag Great question Dave. Thankfully the thrasher mag held up and delivered some tasty articles at a later poop time

@Jimmy_las @thrashermag Important question: How was the Thrasher magazine? Did it survive the splash?

So I head to the bathroom in my apartment with a brand new @thrashermag excited and ready to flip some pages like it’s the days before smart phones. I go to sit down and SPASH!!! I fall right in! I instinctively shout “WHO LEFT THE FUCKIN SEAT UP?!? It was me. I left the seat up