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Mr. Bob

@JimmytheLizard

Mr. Bob's puppet for storytime, who lives in a black 1987 camcorder bag. Currently semi-retired at a community college refrence desk.

Texas, Arlington Katılım Nisan 2009
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Mr. Bob
Mr. Bob@JimmytheLizard·
Just got out of the shower and my bangs look marvelous Like stalks of flowing grain now I want to make an ergot poisoning joke cause I'm odd
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If you stop having sex, imagine all the D&D you could have...
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Mr. Bob
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@PatsoCatso It’s called type III diabetes, you have to TRY to get it. Or Tri-abetes.
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Patso_Catso
Patso_Catso@PatsoCatso·
one of my many thousands of WIP files that will be left behind when I die of a cake-induced sugar overdose.
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Mr. Bob
Mr. Bob@JimmytheLizard·
Last one, I promise. The police wanted to show the public the weapon stash we confiscated from the rampaging nun on Davis Street.
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Mr. Bob
Mr. Bob@JimmytheLizard·
Inside you are two bookshelves one is filled with Louis L’Amour and the other is Zane Grey. They argue and kiss all the time.
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Mr. Bob
Mr. Bob@JimmytheLizard·
I learned this is a skinning knife…yikes. I misread it as “sinning” on the tag and the real answer is creepier I think.
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Mr. Bob
Mr. Bob@JimmytheLizard·
Looking for the perfect gaming chair.
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Mr. Bob
Mr. Bob@JimmytheLizard·
Off to a nautically themed Narnia! -drowns-
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Mr. Bob
Mr. Bob@JimmytheLizard·
This is a cribbage board with a decorative snake skin…let that sink in…-shudders-
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Mr. Bob
Mr. Bob@JimmytheLizard·
You were warned! You know that they would maul you to death as you petted them. Tough looking crowd.
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Mr. Bob
Mr. Bob@JimmytheLizard·
These two look like they should be best friends.
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Mr. Bob
Mr. Bob@JimmytheLizard·
This for some reason triggered an “uncanny valley” response in my brain. A Potemkin kitchen perhaps. All smoke and mirrors. It looked too right for the inside of an antique mall, hence it was wrong. Sorry I’m weird.
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Mr. Bob
Mr. Bob@JimmytheLizard·
These bears are judging my tie selection. You just know they are trash talking my knot too. Bear 1: “Ooh look at his Windsor, so pedantic and sloppy.” Bear 2: let just eat his face Stephen. Bear 3: yes let’s Chumley.
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Mr. Bob
Mr. Bob@JimmytheLizard·
Do you think these feeble barriers will stop us? Soon we will come for you and your offspring…soon.
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Mr. Bob
Mr. Bob@JimmytheLizard·
Manager- So you’ve draw animals for kids before right? Artist who is stoned- Yes yes dozens of times.
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Mr. Bob
Mr. Bob@JimmytheLizard·
Obligatory cock joke.
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Mr. Bob
Mr. Bob@JimmytheLizard·
Look at this media relic of a past…golden age?
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Mr. Bob
Mr. Bob@JimmytheLizard·
Obligatory cursed doll posts.
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Mr. Bob
Mr. Bob@JimmytheLizard·
Obligatory creepy clown posts.
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Mr. Bob
Mr. Bob@JimmytheLizard·
As we conquer Europe.
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Mr. Bob
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Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.
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