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IntellectualSasquatch

@Jitz_R

Occasionally facetious, Dry humorist, ultracrepidarian, recovering misanthrope, dabble in shit posting, random, sometimes serious. 75% Cro-Magnon 25% Sasquatch

The Forest Katılım Mayıs 2022
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AlphaFox
AlphaFox@alphafox·
After seeing just mutual in my timeline for the past day, I have come to the conclusion that I have concluded conclusively that yall suffer from mental illness. 😔
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Susan
Susan@smsamford01·
@Jitz_R Its cousin Eddy.🤣
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Why is it that the more I want you fucks to not like me, the more you do?
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FEEDEMFISH
FEEDEMFISH@feedemfish·
@Jitz_R He gave an honest try to avoid the thing though
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YrUsOnOz
YrUsOnOz@YrUsOnOz236263·
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Psyberdelic
Psyberdelic@Psyberdelic_·
I shoved a piece of crayon up my nose as a kid and had to go to the hospital to get it removed. A nurse tried giving me a coloring book and crayons for being a good boy and my dad said "don't give that retard anymore crayons"
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JD the Bot Guy
JD the Bot Guy@JDtheBotGuy·
@Jitz_R The people who will get mad about this will be entertaining.
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Malbec.
Malbec.@Internet_User12·
@Jitz_R I heard they do some things that would make the Geneva Convention cry in the corner
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BooBooKitty😘
BooBooKitty😘@PrettyPuma69·
@Jitz_R I dont like eating things that make me want to chug a gallon of water mid chew. 🤣🤣
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Does anyone not on a low carb diet regularly eat pork rinds?
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There's far too many large accounts on here whose engagement is largely from dicksuckers just hoping to get recognized.. If this offends you, it's probably true and also I don't give a shit
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Thee Gator
Thee Gator@Hwayoutaline·
@Jitz_R You're supposed ta chas'em with ice cream So when you're setting there C'mon ice cream
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Seriously, I can straight drink hot sauce no problem, but for some reason when I start eating my beloved jalapeños, my asshole starts talking major shit
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