JJ “Juice” Goldstein

Woody step down and let Brick run this team. I’m so ready.

My horny ass could NOT go to a father daughter dance

Forgot to close my tab last night and they kept my card. Now hungover at work and my life can’t get any worse

Every black guy you see just looks like a different ape from the Planet of the Apes trilogy.

It’ll be a while before we play England

Just porked a fellow intern. #suckitHR

Costco workers run this place the the damn military. Like dude I promise you that 17.50/hour isn’t worth it

Played about 20 games at HP lanes in the past 2 days and averaging a 130. Ain’t shit else to do in Columbus

Please end the shadow ban tinder #freejuice

Anyone else use to jerk to girls VSCO’s?

Fake base hits and a trackstar! Fake base hits and a trackstar! Infield grounders and a bloop! Infield grounders and a bloop! Itty Bitty ERA and a bomb! Itty bitty ERA and a bomb!

Physical therapy assistant is a smoke

People who just add maxxing to the end of everything and think it’s the funniest thing in the world need to get #nuked

I’m at a baseball game and I keep checking real to see if anyone scored. My brain is #fried

Dennis Schroder is the worst German guy of all time

Just walked out of a happy ending into broad daylight. #shootme

Saw some girl I’ve been plotting on out at the bar and my buddy goes “Oh isn’t this the girl you’ve been stalking on SnapMap?” Might be an all time chirp

Card got declined on a $3 purchase it’s time to hang it up

@autozonemcgrit7 Wife her Mcdingle

Huzz just jumped the 8 ball for game. I might be in luv.

@JJwiththeshifts Seems like you and @zachcozart2 are in a similar situation

One of my boys just got engaged to his high school sweetheart of 4 years and I currently have zero romantic prospects. And have $23 in my bank account