jake ward

Going to a bar during Covid is similar to window shopping , everyone’s looking

@leahmaccc I just logged on twitter for the first time in two years to read your tweets and like your selfie

Lost 2 followers after tweeting a picture of myself. Self esteem is at an all time high!

@mark_lysak Well he wasn’t a bad guy , just can’t win games u know but still a nice guy overall that trumps the 4-25 record

“But Kirk, all the Viking fans said we were Super Bowl winners after we signed you”

One loser to another.

Anyone named Kirk is not to be trusted

wow I was so weird in 2017 lol just had to check in and make sure it wasn’t just a dream

@Kathleen_Wynne which ontario are you running for next ? I'd suggest the one in Peru. 🤔

@JColeNC @Eminem From the archives for the win! #45 gonna hate this clip praising Eminem!

Imagine being Gordon Ramsey's kids ? They are probably out here eating good tonight while their dad insults the 7pm news anchor.

@realDonaldTrump vs @KimJongUnh in the ring for 12 rounds. Throw bombs not drop bombs👀

.................................................as I wait for the next episode of game of thrones ...............

Nothin like a warm Pepsi on a hot day

And people wonder why I'm smiling during my workout

If I don't come home it's because I am still waiting on the 401

Last year : I was chilling Today : I am chilling

Retweet if you never remember whether its 12pm or 12am.

Mosh pits are just one of life's greatest mysteries .... who created these things and why do people participate

@EmilyGQ Me and @emhirslund recommend vice documentaries

Who can eat the most sashimi in one sitting at wasabi determines the pecking order in tbay👅

Earth is neat, and that's the truth.

Asap ferg bringing the heat from the east coast